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the spy community these days resembles a bunch of teenagers staring at FB on their phones, all waiting for one of them to actually DO something

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sounds like socialism to me

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I thought that was Agnew's job

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There will be blood pudding...

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"Then again, probably not, because these days everyone seems to be spying on everyone else." I continue to be shocked that people actually ARE shocked by this shit. Everyone's always spied on everyone else! What do you think all those acronymed and benumbered agencies around the world DO?! (The NSA thing is a separate issue, BTW.)

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Cyrano?

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Oy, I'll 'ave a bit o' crumpet.

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We Mericans can easily forget our responsibility for "food" like Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Corndogs, Deep Fried Butter, Fizzy Diabetes Juice, and perhaps Jello "Salads"...But you? Potted meats are ALL YOUR FAULT.

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Shit, this is how Google gets <i>All The Data</i> as it is. Here, have a cellphone operating system! Here, we can search things for you! Here, we'll give you directions to get where you are going, in real time! (Thanks for saving us time finding you)

If only the Government figured out how to bundle some desirable services along with their nasty practices, they'd probably have a lot more success.

TURN IN YOUR ASSANGES FOR FREE HBO AND ITUNES CREDITS

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Where "Get Your Rocks Off" doesn't mean a public stoning!

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Governments do and say shady things to and about other governments?

We should get Julian Assange right on this.

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I'm very relieved. John Le Carré will finally have something good to write about again.

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The NSA will be unveiling it's new wireless service on Wednesday. Free for the first six months!

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If there is anything that really grinds my gears, it is self-censorship.

Great, now I am full of ill-will all day...

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