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Pere Ubu's avatar

Let's all do the hop

Let's all do the hop

(oh baby)

Let's all do the hop

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Buns!!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Neighbor has a little bun-bun like that. It also leaps onto things and into things in the same way. I've never seen it attack a bag of groceries, but damn, that tiny critter can mow through two huge bunches of cilantro in the time it's taken me to write this non-comment.

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kmblue187's avatar

Wascally Wabbit.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

A practiced, fluffy leap into the sack to seek out lunch.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Perfect 10!

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Easterncedar's avatar

Very very cute. Almost balances out the terribleness in the tabs.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

What a cute inquisitive bunny. Skritches and hugs.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

It looked like the bunny was flying.

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Richard S's avatar

Teleporting.

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Menotsure's avatar

The Trump economy's expensive

And that ain't funny, Jack

I spend a lot of money

For groceries that I lack

But, everything gets sunny

And that's a natural fact

When you see a bunny

Hop into your sack.

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kmblue187's avatar

God, you're talented.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I am guessing that bunny has inspected groceries before...

Plus, that's the cutest bunny I have ever seen. With an impressive vertical leap, and so casual about it...

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Will levitate for noms.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Tiny Oryctolagus is too tiny and cute to roast.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Curious and excited bun! "What have you brought for me!???"

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Oh look! A bag with things in it! Whooopeeeeeee!!

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kmblue187's avatar

Hey, that's how I react! (without the leaping.)

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John the ex-Mailman's avatar

It is teh groceries!

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Internet Personae's avatar

That’s a word nobody uses anymore - except bunnies - Groceries! -

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Aww....that sweet bunny's fur is the same color as Shadow's was.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Done did the tiny bunny hop, he did.

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Maybe's avatar

Good point. That way the WingNuts can pick which bibles/parts they like.

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Maybe's avatar

I suspect that Pete Buttigieg knows if he is gay far better than that Carlson thing does. Buttigieg is also much less of a liar and a fanatic.

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Lisa's avatar

Reaching out to the creeper "Someone" who is stalking me and not sure it it's stalking anyone else. I've got eyes on him and it's not good. Sorry to interrupt the comments but "someone" is untraceable.

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N L Lewis's avatar

A few well-placed lightning bolts would go far to instill in me a livelier belief in a watchful and benevolent Deity.

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Maybe's avatar

Well, we are getting biblical floods in the South. Unfortunately they target innocent people and not just trumpsters.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I do have one question for Mike Johnson concerning his contention that Donald Chump was chosen by God to lead this country at this time.

God couldn't find a single conservative white male Christian Republican who was not a pedophile to lead this country at this time?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

He truly couldn't! They're all pedos.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

You don't ask why are you playing Miles, you ask why aren't you playing Miles!

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

I remember fondly my Dad cranking "Sketches of Spain" when I was a kid. I always loved the album cover.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Today is the day the entire country realized that it knew what the phrase "Trump Jeffrey Epstein birthday book booby pubis drawing letter" meant.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Remember how fraught they were with the Bill Clinton blowjob because they had to explain what it all meant to their innocent little kids?

I wonder how they're handling this one?

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Maybe's avatar

They are lying and claiming it isn't true, of course.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I kind of wish Ken Starr could be subpoenaed to testify. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jul/13/ken-starr-jeffrey-epstein-book

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Hank Napkin's avatar

My date for National Bible Day is 7BC, Massacre of the Innocents!

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Maybe's avatar

But which bible? There is no extant copy of the original and the ones we do have have been translated, edited, misinterpreted, cherry picked...

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"All of them, Maybe."

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Rachael's avatar

There are a lot of pointless massacres in the Bible -all committed by the good guys, of course. You'll have to be more specific.

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Maybe's avatar

Since the winners write the history they do tend to be the "good guys."

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Hank Napkin's avatar

“All of them, Rachael”

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

how am i supposed to get a date at this last minute. maybe I'll go stag (do people still say that)

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Eva Porter's avatar

My mom prays for our country every day but not in the way Donald Trump thinks. It’s more like “release us from this madness.” Hilarious that he thinks all people of faith are on his side.

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rawrtigerlily's avatar

“Shadow Docket, Suck Trump’s Cock-it” is the reason I keep showing up to read about this shitshow.

Thank you.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"Former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly on Monday urged New York City voters not to support Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani, but used such outlandish rhetoric during his NewsNation appearance that even conservative anchor Leland Vittert had to push back.

“We’re about, in New York City, to elect a mayor who simply will not enforce any laws,” he told the “On Balance” host. “Any laws! It is gonna be anarchy and blood in the streets, and anybody who votes for that Mamdani is, in my opinion, committing an act of evil.”"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bill-oreilly-outlandish-take-zohran-mamdani-evil_n_68bffcf4e4b014007329b0b3?origin=home-latest-news-unit

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Lisa's avatar

O'Reilly is another sex pest, and we care what he has to say still? Good grief. That makes me love Mamdani even more, so thanks Billy.

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Maybe's avatar

O'Reilly who?

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Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

He forgot the part about "cats and dogs living together," coz it's not the Apocalypse without them--union rules. No rats, surprisingly enough: they're scabs.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Didn't they already eat all the cats, eat all the dogs, eat all the pets? Except for that one goose, of course.

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BosGrl's avatar

He's not a stupid man. He's complicit in this shit.

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Maybe's avatar

It is entirely possible to be both. Usual, in fact.

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Shallow state's avatar

An essential aspect of religion is making a virtue of believing things without evidence and contrary to the evidence. That tens of millions of people can now actually believe Donald Fucking Trump is fulfilling a christian divine assignment, leveraging that belief to empower his cruel, destructive, murderous agenda and while utterly ignoring his vile history, demonstrates the inevitable consequences of fostering that cognitive paradigm.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You'd think God could have found someone in the Republican Party who wasn't a pedophile to fulfill his divine mission.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

That's more of a "some religions" thing - I think that most of the Christians who non-comment here would tell you a different story. Not that religions don't often do exactly what you talking about, but not all religions, etc etc

(Fwiw, I am not a Christian, but a definite ally of many who are of the non-creepy kind)

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Shallow state's avatar

I don't take any of this lightly and I have wrestled with it for quite a long time. I recognize that it's impossible to live without believing some things without evidence and contrary to the evidence; that is, taking some things on faith. But what religion does - what is essential to religion - is to elevate faith to a virtue and promote it as a preferential cognitive paradigm, and a direct consequence of that is that tens of millions of people can think of Donald Trump - let me say that again, Donald Trump - as carrying out a divine agenda and so empower him. Having to take some things on faith to survive while having a mind that is capable of reason is one of the terrible dilemmas of the human condition. I don't have an easy way to reconcile the necessity and the pitfalls of faith *other* than to say that elevating faith to a virtue and promoting it as a preferential cognitive paradigm is, as is so clear in the present, a recipe for disaster. I have no problem with a christianity in which christ is a teacher and the bible is curated literature, neither divine.

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Maybe's avatar

I have sometimes wondered why some Kristian fanatics are so determined to prove that god exists since that would end faith. You can't have faith in a fact.

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Sherry's avatar

Lawrence O'Donnelll had Andrew Weismann on who dissected the Trump b'day letter. The claims that it did not exist were disproved when they got that from Epstein's lawyer. It was in a bound book so not like they just slipped it in. THEN the lie was that it wasn't his signature and it is unmistakably, his signature. On top of Johnson claiming he was an "informant" and then someone must have told him how those "informants" come to be (meaning he was also part of the web and decided to cooperate), he backtracked on that. To the general pubic it looks more and more like a blatant cover up. They're completely losing the narrative and they know it.

Couple this w/other horrible stuff in the book like Epstein presenting Trump with a big check for buying a "fully depreciated" woman and it's even more damning. Can't wait to see how they dig out this latest controversy.

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

an informant about a hoax

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