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OneYieldRegular's avatar

TABS today a.k.a "Sleeping in Sunday morning 7 a.m. with kids."

weejee's avatar

Puddy cat on patrol.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

That was a hoot!

SkeptiKC's avatar

An impertinent cub says good morning.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Lion cub got skills!

Tetman Callis's avatar

That’s the way my dad would wake up after he got back from Vietnam. To be safe, we stood about five feet away from the bed and spoke loudly — “Dad, wake up. Time to get up, Dad. Dad. Dad! Time to wake up, Dad! Dad!”

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Kittens are kittens no matter how big or small.

Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬ing of big cats and their ways...

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗟𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗟𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗪𝗮𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆’𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗥𝗼𝗼𝗺. 𝗜𝘁 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗶𝘅

Titled “Study of Reclining Lions,” the previously unknown work by the renowned French Romantic painter has been owned by a family in France since the mid-1800s

French auctioneer Malo de Lussac was examining the contents of a property in France’s central region of Touraine when he came across a treasure: an original oil-on-canvas painting by Eugène Delacroix, one of France’s great 19th-century Romantic artists

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-painting-of-lounging-lions-was-hanging-in-a-familys-living-room-it-turned-out-to-be-an-original-delacroix-180986257/

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Delacroix painted so many paintings of lions that he was in danger of becoming like Louis Wain and his cats.

Amezed's avatar

Louis Wain fan recognizing! :)

Menotsure's avatar

The sneaky little lion cub

Pisses off Dad for kicks

Then strolls around to Mama

For loving mutual licks.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Loving Mutual Licks was the name of my best friend's band back in college! What a coincidence, huh?

Menotsure's avatar

Knowing what to lick and when to lick it is a good life skill.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Whole kit'n'kaboodle'n' the kitchen sink" - Captain Beefheart.

NatalyaResists's avatar

The way the kid just nonchalantly strolled off after playing havoc lol.

Tommy Mo's avatar

Went straight to Mom

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Upon realizing that no one was watching the baby, mom & dad wake up startled but grateful that everyone is ok.

Sleepy parents, they're real!

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I love the expression on the papa’s face, almost laughing at the joke.

kmblue187's avatar

Darlene, would you get this kid under control?

Kay Ducky's foot hurts's avatar

Coffee kitty!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“Hi Dad!”

Shocktreatment's avatar

Cats is cats. They will not be denied breakfast.

I, personally, have a policy of not sneaking up on slumbering lions. It's served me well, so far...

Internet Personae's avatar

The only way to avoid a reaction to morning TABZ! like that - is just to stay up - until the next election -

Grumpy Yogi Cat's avatar

we don't have time before the next election, count on martial law being declared and the election cancelled. RISE UP NOW

Michael Moore's avatar

Still waiting for someone to notice that Mr. Testosterone was being protected by a uniformed female soldier they accidentally armed with an assault rifle next to his aircraft stairs. Wonder if they are sending a message there?

Jessica's avatar

What's with Hic(!)Seth wearing a Purple Heart lapel pin? Is there some obscure US custom that would make that not cringe, as the young'uns say?

Hannah's avatar

So I am trying to get through the annual threat assessment hearing. So far, Gabbard won't say that she was on the text thread and Radcliffe says Biden was responsible for making Signal ok to use by himself and the rest of the CIA.

ALL I can say is that I have seen lions sleep in the road. All you can do is wait until they're good and ready to get up.

Tessie's avatar

I'm not some... FANCY BIG CITY EXPERT here... but he looks and sounds hammered in that video.

Tessie's avatar

“The person I texted war plans to is a horrible journalist” is not the winning argument WhiskeyLeaks seems to think it is.

Tessie's avatar

“The person I texted war plans to is a horrible journalist” is not the winning argument WhiskeyLeaks seems to think it is.

Tessie's avatar

If only they'd stored the Super Sekrit Stuff in a secure location like the Mar-a-Lago shitter, next to the copy machine.

Tessie's avatar

The Code Talkers never did anything like this.

beb's avatar

Not only did they invite a journalist to their secret squirrel conference but the conference was hosted on a platform that disappears messages afterwards, which would seem to be a violation of the Official Records Act.

Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

Signal has a Disappearing Messages setting, but it has to be enabled. If these yutzes enabled it, there’s your mens rea right there.

rags's avatar

and the presidential records act

tegrat's avatar

Let's try not to think about who's in charge of the nuclear arsenal.

Amezed's avatar

I'm sure y'all saw this, but here's The Bulwark's Tim Miller chatting with The Atlantic's Jeffrey Goldberg. Astonishing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxzV4Gc6cww&ab_channel=TheBulwark

mermcoelho's avatar

We’re the worldwide threat.

james's avatar

It’s called DEI (Dumbass Examples of Incompetence)

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This is your daily Public Service Announcement that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth really hates being called a DUI hire.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Bondi can shit in her hat and pull it down over her ears, as my first, dearly departed FIL used to say.

Richard S's avatar

And you'll see her brains leak out!