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funny how that one knocked up woman gets fired from a JOB and that other knocked up woman buys a house in cash from dancing in public.

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Does this remind anyone else of The Fire Sign Theater's "We're all bozos on this bus"?

Hello, uh-clem.

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Yes 'folks', Obama continues another Bush policy.

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Definitely no good would come of providing honest information about birth control in schools; we need all the young women pregnant with their fourth child that we can get.

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We don't need no education*, we do need some Fox News shows...

* No department of ~, and certainly not Brown vs Board of ~.

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"A struggling young pregnant Indiana mother of three was fired from her job because of pregnancy complications..." Just another example of how our society no longer needs unions.

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"and that's important!"

The Whisperin' Squash[singing]:

Back from the Shadows again !

Out where an In-jun's your friend!

Where the veg'tables are green,

And you can pee into the stream!

Yes, we're back from the Shadows again!

Reprise (Whisperin' with others):

We're goin' back to the Shadows again !

Out where an Indian's your friend!

Where the vegetables are green,

And you can pee right into the stream!

(And that's important!)

We're back from the Shadows again

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Herman Cain...

"No anchovies!? Sorry, I spell my name Danger!"

True story - We had a new guy at work a long time ago and during a staff meeting, I (being a big fan of meetings) muttered, "Ok, what's the bird's eye lowdown on this caper?". To which he replied, "Yeah, what's all the broohaha?" Of course, I replied, "Haha" and it went on from there while our coworkers looked on in puzzlement. We didn't even know each others name at that point.

That was back when work was kinda fun.

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One broken condom previously owned by Levi Johnston. Don't covet Storage Wars guys.

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Gifts of the Magi President.

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I have an Al Franken autographed copy of Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. Who will start the bid? I’m getting hungry.

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I'll trade you a Doctor's Quick Weight Loss book signed by and a personal copy of El Rushbo, never used.

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I wuz lookin' for autographed pix of Weiner's hoo-ha, but apparently Breitbart bought them all up.

Go figure....

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