Brokeback Bush Heartbroken Over Heath, Cancels Dope Ceremony
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Pretend-cowboy George W. Bush was all set to give some kind of anti-sleeping-pills speech today, but he's so upset about the sleeping-pill suicide of pretend-cowboy Heath Ledger that the whole thing's been postponed! That's what White House spokeslady Dana Perino told a sobbing press corps today.
Brokeback Bush Heartbroken Over Heath, Cancels Dope Ceremony
Brokeback Bush Heartbroken Over Heath…
Brokeback Bush Heartbroken Over Heath, Cancels Dope Ceremony
Pretend-cowboy George W. Bush was all set to give some kind of anti-sleeping-pills speech today, but he's so upset about the sleeping-pill suicide of pretend-cowboy Heath Ledger that the whole thing's been postponed! That's what White House spokeslady Dana Perino told a sobbing press corps today.