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What's that? That's the #Wonkebago, broken down at the side of the road 42 miles from Laurel, MT. Don't worry! Dogs, babbies, husbands and editrii are fine and warm in a Best Western somewhere, and we DIDN'T EVEN DIE. Is the Wonkebago fine? No idea, the Ford place can't even look at it till 2 p.m. Friday.
Are we still coming to DC to join up with the Women's March, and buy you beers and platters during the Inauguration, during which, together, we will throw shit at the bar TV?
HELL YEAH. NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER DRIVE ALL NIGHT I CAN'T DRIVE 55!
Or something, I don't know, FINGERS CROSSED, FUCKERS.
Wonkette out, commence open thread.
Brokedown Wonk Palace! Your Open Thread!
I know it well. It is the basis for one of my favourite books
Hah-- I was at a Walgreen's in Central IL last week, and the guy in front of me and the clerk started bashing Trump, to my surprise. They turned to me kind of guiltily and apologized, and I'm like yeh, did you NOT understand what the hijab means? Bash away!