Brother, My Cup Is Empty

* "One in three children in the District live in poverty. One in three. The city's infant mortality rate and number of adults in foster care both on the rise, as well." [ why.i.hate.dc ]

* "Look at this guy. How comfortable does he look? Aside from that empty bread basket on his head, this dude really does embody the contemporary man." [ Arjewtino ]

* "You are gonna walk around with my gavel hanging out of your ass until your trial date, so you can remember what an arrogant, ignorant, no boating ass you are." [ DCeiver ]

* "Now DC cabs are the only ones that don't have the surcharge for extra passengers .... More passengers means more consumption of gas, more tear and wear on the vehicle and more boring and painful conversations that passengers carry on amongst each other that the driver has to listen to." [ Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie ]

* "Yeah, my weekend was really relaxing...oh, by the way, is your brother still alive?" [ DCist ]