Oh, thank goodness! American Patriarchy Association radio figurehead Bryan Fischer has weighed in on the Send the Children Away Crisis, and just wants everyone to know that Jesus would want those little would-be moochers sent home pronto, and possibly for their
Every time you think they've gotten as low and as ugly as they can get, by golly, they find it in themselves to beat their own records. It's enough to make you think they really aren't very nice.
That's it - I'm calling Judge Jenkins' office and volunteering every listener to the Bryan Fischer show to donate $100 for the care and feeding of these children.
Seriously, if the gubmint collected taxes from these skivving assholes they could afford to build a wall 100 ft high, 60 ft thick and 2000 miles long, and have money left over.
Do you think the Good Christians (tm) would go for that?
Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares. - Hebrews 13:2
Also, too:
“When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. -Leviticus 19:33-34
Except for the ones who have already been transported to detention facilities in New Jersey.
But even <i>that</i> is within the half of the world given to Spain by Pope Whoseewhatsit XLVIII back in the 16th century, so technically even these kids do still have a biblically-sanctioned leg to stand on.
So, crossing a border without permission is allowed only in case of justifiable war? Presumably, then, borders established <i>through</i> war can only be legitimate if that war was justifiable.
So, since the Mexican-American War was &#039;as unjust a war as ever was fought&#039;, according to some guy who was there named U.S. Grant, the border that resulted can&#039;t be God-sanctioned and these kids should be able to pretty much go anywhere they like in at least that part of the U.S. that&#039;s west and south of old Spanish Louisiana.
Grant, of course, was a famous drunk, but then so were all the early Xtians.
Every time you think they&#039;ve gotten as low and as ugly as they can get, by golly, they find it in themselves to beat their own records. It&#039;s enough to make you think they really aren&#039;t very nice.
That&#039;s it - I&#039;m calling Judge Jenkins&#039; office and volunteering every listener to the Bryan Fischer show to donate $100 for the care and feeding of these children.
...and clean my house.
Seriously, if the gubmint collected taxes from these skivving assholes they could afford to build a wall 100 ft high, 60 ft thick and 2000 miles long, and have money left over.
Do you think the Good Christians (tm) would go for that?
Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares. - Hebrews 13:2
Also, too:
&ldquo;When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. -Leviticus 19:33-34
STF<i>O?</i>
and then Jesus spake: Green card or GTFO!
So what he&rsquo;s basically saying is &ldquo;Hey you Kids! Get off my lawn!!!1!&rdquo; Stupid old man.
Now, now, now. Don&#039;t over-think it. It&#039;s obvious that Bryan didn&#039;t!
Or maybe &quot;Stay the fuck off [my lawn]!&quot;
Except for the ones who have already been transported to detention facilities in New Jersey.
But even <i>that</i> is within the half of the world given to Spain by Pope Whoseewhatsit XLVIII back in the 16th century, so technically even these kids do still have a biblically-sanctioned leg to stand on.
Which version of the border did the Almighty ordain in that case?
That bit doesn&#039;t appear in the conservative bible.
Ted Cruz has crossed at least one border. Should he be sent back to Canada?
And according to at least one gospel, Mary and Joseph took Jesus to Egypt to escape Herod.
So, crossing a border without permission is allowed only in case of justifiable war? Presumably, then, borders established <i>through</i> war can only be legitimate if that war was justifiable.
So, since the Mexican-American War was &#039;as unjust a war as ever was fought&#039;, according to some guy who was there named U.S. Grant, the border that resulted can&#039;t be God-sanctioned and these kids should be able to pretty much go anywhere they like in at least that part of the U.S. that&#039;s west and south of old Spanish Louisiana.
Grant, of course, was a famous drunk, but then so were all the early Xtians.