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SpideySenser's avatar

Wasn't that the Meatloaf guy? And he used a dashboard light, none of that one if by land stuff. I heard he got lucky.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yup, and always apologizing for America, as shown in the quote.

Jared James's avatar

It's beginning to look a lot like fishmen.

lovelydestruction's avatar

That's wonderful! I had to go look it up: ...For happily the Government of the United States gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean [comport] themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support...

George Washington - August of 1790

chascates's avatar

Byran Fischer is the life of the party. The NAZI party!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

everyone knows that's Scalia's job

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but they're still conflicted about that 'gay old time' thingy

PsycWench's avatar

This makes me wistful for the days when the governor of Virginia was George Allen and claimed in a fundraising letter that he was going to kick the Democrats' soft teeth down their whiny throats.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

shorter Bryan Fischer- who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I was born a snake-handler, and I'll die a snake-handler...

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"Only turkeys have left wings!" <a href="http://static2.wikia.nocook..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121215223...">http://static2.wikia.nocook...

(Man, two Simpsons references in like 5 minutes... I'm on a roll here!)

Painter of Goats's avatar

"<i>real</i> religion"

Is it Oxymoron Wednesday already?

Lot_49's avatar

Words mean whatever I want them to mean. Except I'm pretty sure "no" doesn't actually mean "yes."

Painter of Goats's avatar

That would be pretty cold-blooded.