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SpideySenser's avatar

Wasn't that the Meatloaf guy? And he used a dashboard light, none of that one if by land stuff. I heard he got lucky.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Yup, and always apologizing for America, as shown in the quote.

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Jared James's avatar

It's beginning to look a lot like fishmen.

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lovelydestruction's avatar

That's wonderful! I had to go look it up: ...For happily the Government of the United States gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean [comport] themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support...

George Washington - August of 1790

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I blame Dan Brown

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chascates's avatar

Byran Fischer is the life of the party. The NAZI party!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

everyone knows that's Scalia's job

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but they're still conflicted about that 'gay old time' thingy

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PsycWench's avatar

This makes me wistful for the days when the governor of Virginia was George Allen and claimed in a fundraising letter that he was going to kick the Democrats' soft teeth down their whiny throats.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

shorter Bryan Fischer- who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I was born a snake-handler, and I'll die a snake-handler...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

details, details

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"Only turkeys have left wings!" <a href="http://static2.wikia.nocook..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121215223...">http://static2.wikia.nocook...

(Man, two Simpsons references in like 5 minutes... I'm on a roll here!)

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Painter of Goats's avatar

"<i>real</i> religion"

Is it Oxymoron Wednesday already?

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Lot_49's avatar

Words mean whatever I want them to mean. Except I'm pretty sure "no" doesn't actually mean "yes."

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Painter of Goats's avatar

That would be pretty cold-blooded.

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