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Wasn't that the Meatloaf guy? And he used a dashboard light, none of that one if by land stuff. I heard he got lucky.

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Yup, and always apologizing for America, as shown in the quote.

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It's beginning to look a lot like fishmen.

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That's wonderful! I had to go look it up: ...For happily the Government of the United States gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean [comport] themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support...

George Washington - August of 1790

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I blame Dan Brown

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Byran Fischer is the life of the party. The NAZI party!

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everyone knows that's Scalia's job

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but they're still conflicted about that 'gay old time' thingy

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This makes me wistful for the days when the governor of Virginia was George Allen and claimed in a fundraising letter that he was going to kick the Democrats' soft teeth down their whiny throats.

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shorter Bryan Fischer- who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

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I was born a snake-handler, and I'll die a snake-handler...

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details, details

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"Only turkeys have left wings!" <a href="http://static2.wikia.nocook..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121215223...">http://static2.wikia.nocook...

(Man, two Simpsons references in like 5 minutes... I'm on a roll here!)

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"<i>real</i> religion"

Is it Oxymoron Wednesday already?

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Words mean whatever I want them to mean. Except I'm pretty sure "no" doesn't actually mean "yes."

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That would be pretty cold-blooded.

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