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As we all know, the disease that most is most likely in Wonkerados is cirrhosis of the liver... Someone should really talk with us about that.

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That's delightful. I'm still chortling.

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You know, you really are quite good.

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Brussel sprouts?

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"GOPUSA?" I had a nasty case of that in college, after a wild, drunken night.

Happily, even back then they had drugs to fix ya right up.

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Cram leafy greens down his throat? Which greens go well with gay marriage?

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I truly pity the poor guy who finds <i>that</i> on the other side of his gloryhole!

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US stats used to define the highest-risk group on the planet (which still includes Africa)? Just more of that God-honoring honesty that Fisher is known for. He wouldn't be worth another thought if there weren't a few registered voters who actually buy what he peddles.

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Does he imagine the NFL <i>man</i>dates the viewing of scary filmstrips about syphilis too? Is he hopelessly confused about what the purpose of a football league actually is?

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it's not just gay, it's gay-gay.

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