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He'd rather be the new "Freedom Tower"...1776 feet tall.

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You are assuming that uniformed stupidity is a barrier to him opening his yap.

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Had to google that- "There's less friction from balls than barrels!"

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I left out drones. Red, white, and blue drones. Consistent audio warnings blasted in Spanish and multiple other languages with the theme from Jaws running underneath the voice over.

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I am so glad my parents were atheists.

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The referral to your assumption was sarcasm. The referral to him opening his yap wasn't.

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right?

a testament to clean living and healthful choices.

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the buzzing of an annoying gnat

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also, doc: stones rocked glastonbury with 69 year old mick "prowling the stage in a green sequinned jacket" for 20 songs including some new ass thing penned to a (no doubt) underage and nubile phenom.

i have to say, if we're going with old people coverage, this is considerably more interesting than that bigoted half wit.

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well yes, in a GEOPOLITICAL sense there are a million reasons to bug our what? second biggest trading partner.

i only mean, in a COMEDIC sense, the EU is...well, you know... belgjum.

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"Huh? How bout that? "

That's pretty much the raison d'être of skyscrapers these days. What was once a solution to a crowed urban environment is now simple dick-swinging with steel, concrete and glass.

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Awww, I'm sure they'll put a kitty door in the fence.

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Griftzilla wants to quit (because doh!), and form a third party for the wingnutz? Please, please, please do it! The DNC will be more than happy to funnel cash into that project!

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don't let the door hit ya etc etc.

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What is it with wingnuts saying stupid shit and high fiving each other?

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don't worry, AZ Game and Fish will be sure to "take care" of any jaguars that make the mistake of crossing the border

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