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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He'd rather be the new "Freedom Tower"...1776 feet tall.

Incoming Ham's avatar

You are assuming that uniformed stupidity is a barrier to him opening his yap.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Had to google that- "There's less friction from balls than barrels!"

Incoming Ham's avatar

I left out drones. Red, white, and blue drones. Consistent audio warnings blasted in Spanish and multiple other languages with the theme from Jaws running underneath the voice over.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I am so glad my parents were atheists.

Incoming Ham's avatar

The referral to your assumption was sarcasm. The referral to him opening his yap wasn't.

fuflans's avatar

right?

a testament to clean living and healthful choices.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the buzzing of an annoying gnat

fuflans's avatar

also, doc: stones rocked glastonbury with 69 year old mick "prowling the stage in a green sequinned jacket" for 20 songs including some new ass thing penned to a (no doubt) underage and nubile phenom.

i have to say, if we're going with old people coverage, this is considerably more interesting than that bigoted half wit.

fuflans's avatar

well yes, in a GEOPOLITICAL sense there are a million reasons to bug our what? second biggest trading partner.

i only mean, in a COMEDIC sense, the EU is...well, you know... belgjum.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Huh? How bout that? "

That's pretty much the raison d'être of skyscrapers these days. What was once a solution to a crowed urban environment is now simple dick-swinging with steel, concrete and glass.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Awww, I'm sure they'll put a kitty door in the fence.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Griftzilla wants to quit (because doh!), and form a third party for the wingnutz? Please, please, please do it! The DNC will be more than happy to funnel cash into that project!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

don't let the door hit ya etc etc.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What is it with wingnuts saying stupid shit and high fiving each other?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

don't worry, AZ Game and Fish will be sure to "take care" of any jaguars that make the mistake of crossing the border