Oh, golly, kids, we think the SCOTUS decisions throwing out DOMA and Prop 8 may have actually broken poor Bryan Fischer. Just look at the sorry mess he threw up on the American Patriarchy Association's blog Thursday. See, he's going to really rip on those liberal Justices, using their own twisted sick logic to expose their hypocrisy once and for all:
Well, for a value of "hosed" equal to "leaves them in exactly the same (unequal) position they were in before".
There was not ever going to be any way this court was going to issue a ruling, based on these cases, that said gay marriage must be legal everywhere. I'm afraid people are going to have to bring suits against the various states with discriminatory laws.
Not to mention the people above me who drop their cigarette butts onto my patio. To the gas chambers with them! Or, maybe a stern letter from the condo association.
Wait ... is he trying to stir up resentment among red state and single homosessicans and the gay married homosessicans? Seriously? That sort of thing only works on wingtards.
Well, for a value of "hosed" equal to "leaves them in exactly the same (unequal) position they were in before".
There was not ever going to be any way this court was going to issue a ruling, based on these cases, that said gay marriage must be legal everywhere. I'm afraid people are going to have to bring suits against the various states with discriminatory laws.
Godwinned it! Fundamentalists are such crybabies - "We are being persecuted! The only way it will stop is to let us have our way!"
So, shorter Bryan Fissure:
Nino went Godwin, therefore liberals are Nazis.
FAIL!
"not with the weapons of the world and the flesh, but with the spiritual weapons of warfare"
Stick with the imaginary weapons, Bryan, and you'll start winning this war any day now.
It's gonna be hard on us, but we can't lick it if we get soft!
--George Carlin, of course
Ew, I thought this was a jar of Pepto-Bismol I was drinking from! Didn't want to turn on the light...
Not to mention the people above me who drop their cigarette butts onto my patio. To the gas chambers with them! Or, maybe a stern letter from the condo association.
Oh my. <a href="http://americablog.com/2013..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://americablog.com/2013/06/the-most-unfortuna...">http://americablog.com/2013...
Sometimes the entendres just double themselves.
Bryan Fischer pissing on the Constitution and democracy and the American people. That&#039;s a really surprising development!
Wait ... is he trying to stir up resentment among red state and single homosessicans and the gay married homosessicans? Seriously? That sort of thing only works on wingtards.
&quot;By demonizing supporters of natural marriage...&quot;
Don&#039;t the real demons operate out of Colorado Springs, led by Demon Dobson and Demon Perkins?
<a href="http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/1\/13\/Warsaw_Poland_2009_gay_pride_parade.jpg" target="_blank">Well that escalated quickly.</a>
I know you are, but what am I?
<i>adjudging those who oppose it hostes humani generis, enemies of the human race</i>
Butcha are, Blanche. Ya are.
That&#039;s so gay.
I was going to say. He&#039;s implying that he and his followers are, to coin a phrase, dickless. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8WkOHdpifc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...