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bobbert's avatar

Well, for a value of "hosed" equal to "leaves them in exactly the same (unequal) position they were in before".

There was not ever going to be any way this court was going to issue a ruling, based on these cases, that said gay marriage must be legal everywhere. I'm afraid people are going to have to bring suits against the various states with discriminatory laws.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Godwinned it! Fundamentalists are such crybabies - "We are being persecuted! The only way it will stop is to let us have our way!"

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SullivanSt's avatar

So, shorter Bryan Fissure:

Nino went Godwin, therefore liberals are Nazis.

FAIL!

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Ikimizi's avatar

"not with the weapons of the world and the flesh, but with the spiritual weapons of warfare"

Stick with the imaginary weapons, Bryan, and you'll start winning this war any day now.

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Lot_49's avatar

It's gonna be hard on us, but we can't lick it if we get soft!

--George Carlin, of course

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Lot_49's avatar

Ew, I thought this was a jar of Pepto-Bismol I was drinking from! Didn't want to turn on the light...

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Lot_49's avatar

Not to mention the people above me who drop their cigarette butts onto my patio. To the gas chambers with them! Or, maybe a stern letter from the condo association.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Oh my. <a href="http://americablog.com/2013..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://americablog.com/2013/06/the-most-unfortuna...">http://americablog.com/2013...

Sometimes the entendres just double themselves.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bryan Fischer pissing on the Constitution and democracy and the American people. That's a really surprising development!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Wait ... is he trying to stir up resentment among red state and single homosessicans and the gay married homosessicans? Seriously? That sort of thing only works on wingtards.

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diogenez's avatar

"By demonizing supporters of natural marriage..."

Don't the real demons operate out of Colorado Springs, led by Demon Dobson and Demon Perkins?

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Shypixel's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/1\/13\/Warsaw_Poland_2009_gay_pride_parade.jpg" target="_blank">Well that escalated quickly.</a>

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Shypixel's avatar

I know you are, but what am I?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>adjudging those who oppose it hostes humani generis, enemies of the human race</i>

Butcha are, Blanche. Ya are.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That's so gay.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I was going to say. He's implying that he and his followers are, to coin a phrase, dickless. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8WkOHdpifc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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