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I thought it was the opposite. Practicing homo is higher in rank. Isn't the way to remember it: "Higher in rank, more in the stank."?

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In Catholicism it's distinguished from "sacramental marriage" between baptized Christians, but like much of the right's rhetoric on social issues it's probably been adopted from there and altered to fit Protestant sensibilities.

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Sure he's welcome in the conservative movement. Just about as welcome as wimins and people of color, so long as they continue to say what they are told to say.Just sayin

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I'm not comfortable with him in my solar system.

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No, the Olympics committee made them call it the "Gay Games". Gotta watch that trademark, dontcha know.

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Like those bitches could agree on anything.

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I believe Dan Savage would refer to Guy Benson as a "House Faggot."

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Benson LOLs at only "much of that column"? Benson should show us on the doll where Fischer touched him.

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or should I just go fuck myself?

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A eulogy given in an otherwise empty, dark hallway, in a whisper lest anyone hear. He must be making better money than he believes he could working a job somewhere less twitchy. Something something ... he thinks he's identified the buttered side.

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With votes. Don't forget the votes.

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Shep-Smith's-muffled-cries-coming-from-a-closet "Libel!!1!!!"

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Well studies have shown that homophobes in general are turned on by homosexual porn, so a great deal of it is fighting to repress their own desires.

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Doesn't Bryan know he's gay?

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Matt Barber is also a self hating gay.

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Hah! Well, I'd like to have the constant rutting...whether I get wife who also wants the constant rutting is another matter.

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