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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

I thought it was the opposite. Practicing homo is higher in rank. Isn't the way to remember it: "Higher in rank, more in the stank."?

Pseudonym's avatar

In Catholicism it's distinguished from "sacramental marriage" between baptized Christians, but like much of the right's rhetoric on social issues it's probably been adopted from there and altered to fit Protestant sensibilities.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Sure he's welcome in the conservative movement. Just about as welcome as wimins and people of color, so long as they continue to say what they are told to say.Just sayin

The Quirk's avatar

I'm not comfortable with him in my solar system.

The Quirk's avatar

No, the Olympics committee made them call it the "Gay Games". Gotta watch that trademark, dontcha know.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Like those bitches could agree on anything.

Estebe Rey's avatar

I believe Dan Savage would refer to Guy Benson as a "House Faggot."

Axomamma's avatar

Benson LOLs at only "much of that column"? Benson should show us on the doll where Fischer touched him.

Meccalopolis's avatar

or should I just go fuck myself?

Axomamma's avatar

A eulogy given in an otherwise empty, dark hallway, in a whisper lest anyone hear. He must be making better money than he believes he could working a job somewhere less twitchy. Something something ... he thinks he's identified the buttered side.

Axomamma's avatar

With votes. Don't forget the votes.

BehaveYrself's avatar

Shep-Smith's-muffled-cries-coming-from-a-closet "Libel!!1!!!"

dshwa's avatar

Well studies have shown that homophobes in general are turned on by homosexual porn, so a great deal of it is fighting to repress their own desires.

default's avatar

Doesn't Bryan know he's gay?

default's avatar

Matt Barber is also a self hating gay.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Hah! Well, I'd like to have the constant rutting...whether I get wife who also wants the constant rutting is another matter.