I love wonkette because it's a welcome respite of dildos and lols from the horrifying lovecraftian abomination of modern US politics.
But in all seriousness. Fuck Bryan Fischer. Preferably with one of Ted Cruz's confiscated dildos so no human does the deed.
Everytime you see some African nation making homosexuality punishable by death- there's a 99% chance Bryan Fisher has been lobbying the leaders with such true truths as "homosexuals are all pedophiles" and "homosexuals eat poo".
I love wonkette because it's a welcome respite of dildos and lols from the horrifying lovecraftian abomination of modern US politics.
But in all seriousness. Fuck Bryan Fischer. Preferably with one of Ted Cruz's confiscated dildos so no human does the deed.
Everytime you see some African nation making homosexuality punishable by death- there's a 99% chance Bryan Fisher has been lobbying the leaders with such true truths as "homosexuals are all pedophiles" and "homosexuals eat poo".
The only thing whiter than a Bryan Adams concert is a Trump rally
i hate you so much for making me laugh at that joke.
...with crappy janky motors that randomly cut in and out.
...that have been ran thru oiled Ghost Pepper sauce for lubrication
You don't have to parody these assholes; they do it for you.
Of course, there are no black gay people.
Is this how conservative Christians actually think, or just one of those things they say to justify being bigoted asshats?
"...in a state that once was world-renowned for racial prejudice."
Once, Bry?? ONCE??????
Kind of like the other Michael Bolton?
WTF? My kid could get them cheaper weed, and without the paperwork.
Both Michael Boltons are the evil twin!
And those cookies weren't gonna bake themselves.
Sort of a greeny-purple? Wait, no, that's magic.
Gone right round the twist, 'e 'as.
Thank you for making sure that old jokes are never forgotten.