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Don't worry -- he is off living on his own special planet and has no contact with our world.

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But damn, those meringues are fucking tall.

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Uh, yeah?

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Feeling better, are you?

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Nice try.

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Goddam bureaucrats.

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I have an observation, based on my pair-bonded Lesbianese friends, which is they are all goddam skinny, mostly because of the vegetarianism. I'd make a terrible lesbian.

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Husky lesbians, not lesbian huskies.

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Must disagree. Fischer is a well-documented asshole. Make fun of him now.

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Don't judge me!

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Brian is in Hell, nor is he out of it.

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Where, in his own ass?

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Using this logic, he also recommended that redheads dye their hair black so they won't sunburn so easily.

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Well, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Bryan must be doing all his "research" with a different set of web sites. Could be a perception problem -- all that leather is not exactly slimming.

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You have to be approved to foster first. It's all in the manual.

I've heard.

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