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Lefty Mark's avatar

Don't worry -- he is off living on his own special planet and has no contact with our world.

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bobbert's avatar

But damn, those meringues are fucking tall.

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bobbert's avatar

Uh, yeah?

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bobbert's avatar

Feeling better, are you?

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bobbert's avatar

Nice try.

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bobbert's avatar

Goddam bureaucrats.

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bobbert's avatar

I have an observation, based on my pair-bonded Lesbianese friends, which is they are all goddam skinny, mostly because of the vegetarianism. I'd make a terrible lesbian.

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bobbert's avatar

Husky lesbians, not lesbian huskies.

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bobbert's avatar

Must disagree. Fischer is a well-documented asshole. Make fun of him now.

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bobbert's avatar

Don't judge me!

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bobbert's avatar

Brian is in Hell, nor is he out of it.

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bobbert's avatar

Where, in his own ass?

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PsycWench's avatar

Using this logic, he also recommended that redheads dye their hair black so they won't sunburn so easily.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Well, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bryan must be doing all his "research" with a different set of web sites. Could be a perception problem -- all that leather is not exactly slimming.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

You have to be approved to foster first. It's all in the manual.

I've heard.

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