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PubOption's avatar

Sounds like a W. C. Fields character.

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The Quirk's avatar

I can turn wine into water, but you wouldn't wanna drink it.

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The Quirk's avatar

He might throw the big game, just because you personally pissed him off. That'll learn you to pray harder!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Little Shop of Horrors?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Government so small it tells us what supernatural deity to believe in. Got it.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Oh, so THAT'S the secret.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Does drinking count?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Is there such a thing as "collective" obsessive-compulsive disorder? Or are we merely witnessing a new pandemic, wherein sanity and intelligence act as a kind of natural immunity.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Right on...and I can't wait for the big guy to appear on Pat Robertson's show. When Pat stands up to shake JC's and, JC will say, "Hey Pat...you dropped something." When he bends over to pick it up, Jesus will boot him in the ass so hard he'll fly across the studio.

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chascates's avatar

Whatever happened to the 'No Fat Chicks' national motto?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I watched "A Boy and his Dog" last night. Today, we are all Topeka Kansas.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

At this point, I'd probably welcome it if it meant the end to this cacophony of stupid.

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chascates's avatar

Cast your bread upon the waters. Or, turn your water into wine.

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fuflans's avatar

do NOT piss off librarians.

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fuflans's avatar

take them someplace and please make them very very uncomfortable.

gay porn or something.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Especially that asshole, Zeus. Bull? Swan? Golden Shower? Dude...make up your mind.

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