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Sounds like a W. C. Fields character.

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I can turn wine into water, but you wouldn't wanna drink it.

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He might throw the big game, just because you personally pissed him off. That'll learn you to pray harder!

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Little Shop of Horrors?

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Government so small it tells us what supernatural deity to believe in. Got it.

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Oh, so THAT'S the secret.

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Does drinking count?

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Is there such a thing as "collective" obsessive-compulsive disorder? Or are we merely witnessing a new pandemic, wherein sanity and intelligence act as a kind of natural immunity.

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Right on...and I can't wait for the big guy to appear on Pat Robertson's show. When Pat stands up to shake JC's and, JC will say, "Hey Pat...you dropped something." When he bends over to pick it up, Jesus will boot him in the ass so hard he'll fly across the studio.

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Whatever happened to the 'No Fat Chicks' national motto?

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I watched "A Boy and his Dog" last night. Today, we are all Topeka Kansas.

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At this point, I'd probably welcome it if it meant the end to this cacophony of stupid.

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Cast your bread upon the waters. Or, turn your water into wine.

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do NOT piss off librarians.

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take them someplace and please make them very very uncomfortable.

gay porn or something.

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Especially that asshole, Zeus. Bull? Swan? Golden Shower? Dude...make up your mind.

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