Side-eye. Well hi there and good Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! Many newses happened this week, so it's good that you're here for us to catch up together! Haha just kidding, we are not together, because WE WROTE THESE DAMN STORIES, we don't need to "catch up." That's your job. So let's do our Weekly Top Ten post, yeah?
1985 was a fucked-up year. THREE different songs (Huey Lewis & The News, Jennifer Rush and Frankie Goes To Hollywood) called "The Power of Love" were hits.
Probably were afraid that Americans couldn't deal with the wacky spelling in d'Artanion...
I have a feeling that babby's first words are gonna be, "Hey, guys, we gotta talk about this hat".
Aw, the hat is epic. She looks like the cutest renaissance noblebaby ever.
David Bowie?
Hey, don't be cruel, trans boys have it tough.
Cuter than a hundred kitty videos on YouTube.
1985 was a fucked-up year. THREE different songs (Huey Lewis & The News, Jennifer Rush and Frankie Goes To Hollywood) called "The Power of Love" were hits.
"NOT IN THE FACE" -- Arthur
A gator is worth 5 armadillos, or 10 turtles, or 100 frogs.
He's still licking his wounded fee-fees.
That babby is looking at the camera like she knows how cute she is.
Wait till summer and she upgrades to a Fasinator. Wonkette royalty.
That's the stuff! remember those commercials well.
I...have some bad news for you.
Drop out? Can you say Rope a Dope?
Thanks, Reagan.