Good news from the Burger Wars!
They're following Henry Ford's philosophy on employee waqes. What's the problem?
"I was told there would be no Permanent Record." -every college student, re high school, ever
I guess the employer forgot to mention his deeply held religious beliefs about labor unions.
<i>To the tune of the Doxology:</i>
&quot;Praise boss when morning workbells chime, praise him for bits of overtime, praise him whose wars we love to fight, praise him, fat leach and parasite. Amen&quot;&#039;
&lt; obligatory &gt;
I&#039;m kind of surprised that Burger King doesn&#039;t consider bad pickle placement a hanging offense.
Yeah. Or ask if the fish is fresh.
Of course it&#039;s fresh! I just opened the box this morning!
Just because it&#039;s a Burger King does not mean it can be run like a fiefdom.
How the fuck does one arrange pickle slices in a perfect square? You would need many pickle slices, and a view from a distance.
I&#039;d do all of these things, but I deserve a break today.
But dill, though?
(to meet Wonket styleguides, say it out loud)
How can you even taste askew pickles through the normal ass-que flavor?
I&#039;m disappointed to see BK embroiled in such a controversy
Yes, I thought reprimanding that saucy female employee was pretty cheesy on their part.
They&#039;re following Henry Ford&#039;s philosophy on employee waqes. What&#039;s the problem?
&quot;I was told there would be no Permanent Record.&quot; -every college student, re high school, ever
I guess the employer forgot to mention his deeply held religious beliefs about labor unions.
<i>To the tune of the Doxology:</i>
&quot;Praise boss when morning workbells chime, praise him for bits of overtime, praise him whose wars we love to fight, praise him, fat leach and parasite. Amen&quot;&#039;
&lt; obligatory &gt;
I&#039;m kind of surprised that Burger King doesn&#039;t consider bad pickle placement a hanging offense.
Yeah. Or ask if the fish is fresh.
Of course it&#039;s fresh! I just opened the box this morning!
Just because it&#039;s a Burger King does not mean it can be run like a fiefdom.
How the fuck does one arrange pickle slices in a perfect square? You would need many pickle slices, and a view from a distance.
I&#039;d do all of these things, but I deserve a break today.
But dill, though?
(to meet Wonket styleguides, say it out loud)
How can you even taste askew pickles through the normal ass-que flavor?
I&#039;m disappointed to see BK embroiled in such a controversy
Yes, I thought reprimanding that saucy female employee was pretty cheesy on their part.