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They're following Henry Ford's philosophy on employee waqes. What's the problem?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"I was told there would be no Permanent Record." -every college student, re high school, ever

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I guess the employer forgot to mention his deeply held religious beliefs about labor unions.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>To the tune of the Doxology:</i>

"Praise boss when morning workbells chime, praise him for bits of overtime, praise him whose wars we love to fight, praise him, fat leach and parasite. Amen"'

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I'm kind of surprised that Burger King doesn't consider bad pickle placement a hanging offense.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Yeah. Or ask if the fish is fresh.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Of course it's fresh! I just opened the box this morning!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Just because it's a Burger King does not mean it can be run like a fiefdom.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

How the fuck does one arrange pickle slices in a perfect square? You would need many pickle slices, and a view from a distance.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'd do all of these things, but I deserve a break today.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But dill, though?

(to meet Wonket styleguides, say it out loud)

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How can you even taste askew pickles through the normal ass-que flavor?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I'm disappointed to see BK embroiled in such a controversy

Painter of Goats's avatar

Yes, I thought reprimanding that saucy female employee was pretty cheesy on their part.