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"I'll gladly sleep with you Tuesday for a burger today?"

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'She says she wants a free whopper NOW cause she's gonna sleep with a soccer player t'night'

'Anyone know what she's talkin' bout' ?

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I bet Trump has already sent those missing children to Russia to fix their eroding gene pool.

If not, could be a heckuva screenplay.

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'I am so sorry maam, since it was a miscarriage, you only qualify for a shake and fries for 30 days'

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"Says she wants a free burger, somethin' bout bein' pregnant with a football player- should I call the po-leece' ?

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Fair enough

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Share water!

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Of course.. :>D

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Do an insane mode run just for me, if you can do it safely, ok? And congrats!

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Never thirst ;-)

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This would have been acceptable in Putin's Russia if only they had specified that soccer stars were certified White soccer stars. The way this was phrased it could have led to totally unacceptable consequences. Putin definitely does not want more Brown Russian babies.

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Thanks, I couldn't remember what it was and couldn't be bothered to look it up.

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You know, some of us TRY to forget sad things.

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The US Burger King is creepy enough. A soviet one would give me nightmares.... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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And there you have it: instant misogyny. Congrats, comrade.

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I like that song.

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