Bush Admin Screws Judges?

Operatives report that CBS's John "The Other One" Roberts today queried WH spokespuppy Scott McClellan as to whether Samuel Alito was the Bush administration's "sloppy seconds."

So Harriet Miers did get something out of the process...

UPDATE 1: 01 PM: We asked Roberts if he actually did say this. His reply: "Uh, I think it's in the transcript that way..."

UPDATE 2: 56 PM: Well that didn't take long: Roberts apologies. "Obviously, my tone this morning was a little too casual." Casual, gross, whatever. We forgive you, John. [ CBS ]

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