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Bush Boldly Tries To Kill Reporters With Tractor

Ken Layne
Jan 31, 2007
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And nobody survived, The end. - Wonkette


This would be much funnier if he actually killed the White House press corps, but George W. had some "fun" yesterday by briefly acting like someone who worked for a living. Bush got on a tractor -- we don't know why he's going to tractor factories, do you? -- and solemnly putted around for a moment.

But then he realized there was a possible sportsman element, and he slowly putted in the vague direction of some WH reporters. Everybody enjoyed the great dual joke that is American democracy and journalism.

 I Have Had My Differences With Members of the Press. But it's Nothing That Burying them Under Tons of Earth Won't Solve [Newsweek]

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