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Bush Can Run But He Can't Hide. No, Really. He Can't. Like Secret Service Would Stop Him. . .
So confused. According to Bush (for whom this is "news"): "Anyone who thinks we're fighting a metaphor does not understand the enemy we face." Eep! Does that mean that his new ad is more predictive than we thought? Those wolves aren't just terrorists but actual bloody-fanged monsters who just ate grandma? Oh, Jesus fuck. And those shadowy networks? You probably just can't see them behind the wolves. The war on terror really is bigger than we thought. First it's Osama, then the wolves, then dogs, then smaller dogs, then fluffy pillows with winsome sayings stitched on them. . .