Bush Family Xmas Presents Can't Possibly Be This Innocent

 
 Before going to their Texas estate so they could ignore Gerald Ford's funeral, the First Family (or at least George and Laura) celebrated Xmas at Camp David. Oh boy, what did they give as presents?

George gave Laura some earrings, and they match a necklace he bought for her birthday. So he basically had a secretary buy some matching jewelry a few months back and then gave a little here and there to Laura. And Laura gave George some biking shoes ... along with a blue suit, because people who've never worked for a living and now control the United States are always needing a new blue suit!

 Bush family exchanges Christmas presents [Reuters]