Bush Girls: Hot or Not?

Overheard at a downtown restaurant:

Television Journalist: Oh, at least one of the Bush girls is hot.

Online Journalist: Jenna, right?

Television Journalist: Of course.

Online Journalist: If by "hot," you mean, "seems like she'd be easy."

Magazine Journalist 1: They only appear hot in comparison to their parents.

Magazine Journalist 2: Actually, I think Laura is sort of hot.

Television Journalist: Are you kidding me? Sure! A cold night, a warm comforter. . . Rrrrowwr!