Bush Pardons Turkey, As Per Usual
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George W. Bush pardoned a turkey in the White House Rose Garden today, upholding a very important 60-year tradition. The turkeys are called May and Flower because of a famous boat. From the White House they'll head to that other bastion of American evil, Mickey's Country House in Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom. They are expected to eat Mickey Mouse at some point in their lives. [ CNN ]