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Bush Press Conference Drinking Game
Every time. . .
•Bush mentions "freedom and sovereignty of the Iraq people" . . .1 drink.
•Bush condemns those who "hate freedom" . . . 1 drink.
•Bush hails our brave men and women fighting in Iraq . . . apply for the National Guard, have dental records taken, go to business school. Take as many drinks as you want.
•Bush pleas "if I had known" . . . pound forehead against bottle.
•Bush references Clinton administration's "law enforcement" approach to terrorism . . . take a drag off of a cigar.
•Bush says "we will not back down" . . . shed a tear for Tom Petty.
•Bush vows to "revamp amd reform intelligence services" . . . Try to email a mugshot to a friend.
•Bush glances at a seating chart. . . change glasses.
•Bush calls on Helen Thomas . . . pop a Geritol.
•An analyst calls it a "presser". . . hit self in head, grumble, take a drink.
•Fox crawl mentions causalities . . . sober up.