Bush Will Abandon Hippie Crawford Enclave For Dallas Palace
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One of the only nifty things about our soon-to-be-former President George W. Bush was his ranch house in Crawford, Texas. It was environmentally awesome, you see! Geothermal heat, underground rainwater collection tanks, native plants all over the place, built out of cheap local limestone -- Prairie Chapel Ranch was Bush's secret hippie paradise. Sometimes when he acted like a real jerk, all lying us into war and bombing places and extraditing terror suspects to scary Polish prisons and using the Constitution as a snot rag, we would think, "Well, he can't be one hundred percent awful, because look at that
Bush Will Abandon Hippie Crawford Enclave For Dallas Palace
Bush Will Abandon Hippie Crawford Enclave For…
Bush Will Abandon Hippie Crawford Enclave For Dallas Palace
One of the only nifty things about our soon-to-be-former President George W. Bush was his ranch house in Crawford, Texas. It was environmentally awesome, you see! Geothermal heat, underground rainwater collection tanks, native plants all over the place, built out of cheap local limestone -- Prairie Chapel Ranch was Bush's secret hippie paradise. Sometimes when he acted like a real jerk, all lying us into war and bombing places and extraditing terror suspects to scary Polish prisons and using the Constitution as a snot rag, we would think, "Well, he can't be one hundred percent awful, because look at that