Business Insider has breaking news: Americans believe crazy shit about science. Just think of the 18% of people who believe The Flintstones was loosely based on a true story. The National Science Foundation must have wept when they realized their funding was regulated by people who couldn’t a pass sixth grade science class.
Oh, is this illustrated with a gen-u-wine <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/533292\/sundays-with-hristianists-jon-mcnaughtons-novel-wingnuts-win-every-argument" target="_blank">McNaughton</a> pic? Although I don&#039;t see enuf eeeevul liebruls.
Way to butt in!
Where&#039;s my flying car??!?
I&#039;m waiting for the bio-computer that grows its own half-adder.
&quot;What did posterity ever do for us?&quot; ~ Groucho Marx
cloud seeding over red states
Oh, is this illustrated with a gen-u-wine <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/533292\/sundays-with-hristianists-jon-mcnaughtons-novel-wingnuts-win-every-argument" target="_blank">McNaughton</a> pic? Although I don&#039;t see enuf eeeevul liebruls.
That&#039;s too close to the &quot;Firefly&quot; universe&#039;s Reavers...
Still waiting for Virtual Reality over here.
But QUANTUM TELEPORTATION computing! Computer controls over here, satellite waaaaaay over there = cheap, unmanned missions all over the place!
Hey, no jetpack cracks? Next you guys&#039;ll stop joking about airplane food!
The future is fun! The future is fair! You may already have won! You may already be there!
Why not skip a step and order a vagina?
I think Arthur C. Clarke proposed increasing the resistance on teleportation-by-wire systems as an immediate weight-loss program.