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But Can Obama Find The 'Sugar Notch'?
If Barack Obama wants to please Pennsylvania, he must learn the secrets of its landscape. There is one vital center of the Keystone State, and many candidates come and go quickly without ever locating it. But according to Congressman Paul Kanjorski, Hillary Clinton, the candidate of Experience, knows all about this Sugar Notch: "I can assure you one thing... When Hillary Clinton becomes president of the United States, I'm not going to have to tell her where Wilkes-Barre is, or where Scranton is. I'll be able to say, 'Hillary, it's in Sugar Notch,' and she'll know where that is." Jesus, she's going to win isn't she? [ Citizen's Voice ]