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But The Office Politics Are Murder (Har Har)
We've bitched about it already, and we'll probably bitch about it still more before the day is out, but here we are working on a holiday like suckers. Meanwhile :
Indeed, some of the documents used by researchers indicate that al Qaeda has vacation plans -- seven days every three weeks for married members, five days a month for bachelors -- and provides its members with 15 days of sick leave a year.
They probably get dental, too. Though considering that their retirement plan is martyrdom, you gotta figure they're saving a lot on pensions.