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FauxAntocles's avatar

How was it he wasn't shot when the cops showed up?

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Like the police, senators have a culture to uphold....

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Now there's A Idea. Bust up Congress' s cars for fucking we strangers in the ass.

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Iron Monkey's avatar

See, that's what happens when you let a member of the Michigan state senate move into the neighborhood.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

an act he described as “the most stupid thing in his life.”

Closely followed by his dissolved marriage, I guess.

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chicken thief's avatar

When my ex invites me to spend the night at her place I always wander on over around 1 AM, then just go ahead and make myself at home even if the ex and her new bf meet me at the door naked.

Makes perfect sense.

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Shibusa's avatar

I'm a little gun shy about those 1:00 am visits.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Call me a bleeding heart, but I think what ever goes on between a naked man, his ex-wife and his current girlfriend in the privacy of their own front yard is strictly their own business!

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I'd recommend against naked gun play. Hot brass hurts.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

I would urge the state senator to use the Michigan law which says that it's legal to shoot up a foreign model car any time you want.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Last time I stayed in a hotel I got no sleep. This woman kept banging on the door. I finally had to let her out.

[h/t Henny Youngman]

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Was this in Michigan or Wasilla, AK?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Let he who hasn't stood naked in the front yard and shot up his ex-wife's car cast the first stone.

DUCK!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Great, now the NRA will suggest we up-armor our cars so that shooty state senators can't put a hole in the block.

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artem1s's avatar

Rashomon, The Big Lebowski

damn, someone get the Coen Brothers on the line. I would totally pay money to see Maude Lebowski channeling Donny so he can tell his version of the Nihilist's raid on the bowling alley. Gold, I tell ya! Gold!

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artem1s's avatar

the meth infused ones?

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