A confrontation between a naked Michigan state senator and his ex-wife in the wee hours of Sunday morning made for competing narratives and movie references this weekend. Did Virgil Smith attack his former spouse after an argument when she showed up at his Detroit home at 1 in the morning, or did she fly into a rage and attack Smith's girlfriend? And in either scenario, was it really necessary for Smith to shoot the hell out of his ex's Mercedes? (No, it was not.) Are we watching
When my ex invites me to spend the night at her place I always wander on over around 1 AM, then just go ahead and make myself at home even if the ex and her new bf meet me at the door naked.
Call me a bleeding heart, but I think what ever goes on between a naked man, his ex-wife and his current girlfriend in the privacy of their own front yard is strictly their own business!
damn, someone get the Coen Brothers on the line. I would totally pay money to see Maude Lebowski channeling Donny so he can tell his version of the Nihilist's raid on the bowling alley. Gold, I tell ya! Gold!
How was it he wasn't shot when the cops showed up?
Like the police, senators have a culture to uphold....
Now there's A Idea. Bust up Congress' s cars for fucking we strangers in the ass.
See, that's what happens when you let a member of the Michigan state senate move into the neighborhood.
an act he described as “the most stupid thing in his life.”
Closely followed by his dissolved marriage, I guess.
When my ex invites me to spend the night at her place I always wander on over around 1 AM, then just go ahead and make myself at home even if the ex and her new bf meet me at the door naked.
Makes perfect sense.
I'm a little gun shy about those 1:00 am visits.
Call me a bleeding heart, but I think what ever goes on between a naked man, his ex-wife and his current girlfriend in the privacy of their own front yard is strictly their own business!
I'd recommend against naked gun play. Hot brass hurts.
I would urge the state senator to use the Michigan law which says that it's legal to shoot up a foreign model car any time you want.
Last time I stayed in a hotel I got no sleep. This woman kept banging on the door. I finally had to let her out.
[h/t Henny Youngman]
Was this in Michigan or Wasilla, AK?
Let he who hasn't stood naked in the front yard and shot up his ex-wife's car cast the first stone.
DUCK!
Great, now the NRA will suggest we up-armor our cars so that shooty state senators can't put a hole in the block.
Rashomon, The Big Lebowski
damn, someone get the Coen Brothers on the line. I would totally pay money to see Maude Lebowski channeling Donny so he can tell his version of the Nihilist's raid on the bowling alley. Gold, I tell ya! Gold!
the meth infused ones?