A confrontation between a naked Michigan state senator and his ex-wife in the wee hours of Sunday morning made for competing narratives and movie references this weekend.
When my ex invites me to spend the night at her place I always wander on over around 1 AM, then just go ahead and make myself at home even if the ex and her new bf meet me at the door naked.
Call me a bleeding heart, but I think what ever goes on between a naked man, his ex-wife and his current girlfriend in the privacy of their own front yard is strictly their own business!
damn, someone get the Coen Brothers on the line. I would totally pay money to see Maude Lebowski channeling Donny so he can tell his version of the Nihilist's raid on the bowling alley. Gold, I tell ya! Gold!
How was it he wasn't shot when the cops showed up?
Like the police, senators have a culture to uphold....
Now there's A Idea. Bust up Congress' s cars for fucking we strangers in the ass.
See, that's what happens when you let a member of the Michigan state senate move into the neighborhood.
an act he described as “the most stupid thing in his life.”
Closely followed by his dissolved marriage, I guess.
When my ex invites me to spend the night at her place I always wander on over around 1 AM, then just go ahead and make myself at home even if the ex and her new bf meet me at the door naked.
Makes perfect sense.
I'm a little gun shy about those 1:00 am visits.
Call me a bleeding heart, but I think what ever goes on between a naked man, his ex-wife and his current girlfriend in the privacy of their own front yard is strictly their own business!
I'd recommend against naked gun play. Hot brass hurts.
I would urge the state senator to use the Michigan law which says that it's legal to shoot up a foreign model car any time you want.
Last time I stayed in a hotel I got no sleep. This woman kept banging on the door. I finally had to let her out.
[h/t Henny Youngman]
Was this in Michigan or Wasilla, AK?
Let he who hasn't stood naked in the front yard and shot up his ex-wife's car cast the first stone.
DUCK!
Great, now the NRA will suggest we up-armor our cars so that shooty state senators can't put a hole in the block.
Rashomon, The Big Lebowski
damn, someone get the Coen Brothers on the line. I would totally pay money to see Maude Lebowski channeling Donny so he can tell his version of the Nihilist's raid on the bowling alley. Gold, I tell ya! Gold!
the meth infused ones?