We apologize for our long absence today. We had to lie down for a few hours after witnessing THE CUTEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED ON THIS EARTH. We're serious. Baby Jesus surrounded by kittens on rollerskates singing "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," that might come close. A puppy riding a pony in a cowboy outfit while pretending to rob a bank? Eh. We have seen The Stick in a bowl. Observe:
BUTTERSTICK HAS BROKEN THE CUTE BARRIER
BUTTERSTICK HAS BROKEN THE CUTE BARRIER
BUTTERSTICK HAS BROKEN THE CUTE BARRIER
We apologize for our long absence today. We had to lie down for a few hours after witnessing THE CUTEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED ON THIS EARTH. We're serious. Baby Jesus surrounded by kittens on rollerskates singing "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," that might come close. A puppy riding a pony in a cowboy outfit while pretending to rob a bank? Eh. We have seen The Stick in a bowl. Observe: