It's a fresh, hellishly dystopian day for Mitt Romney and Co., collectively referred to as "Boston." Until now, the press could only cover our fair non-incumbent at scheduled events or when summoned to transcribe amateurish spin.
He hit a brief snag in the screwdriver aisle. His shopping list said to get a Phillips but all they had were ones that said "Stanley." (This comment is not the least bit autobiographical.)
Also, it seems his hydration sensors liked the water when he was in Poland.
Froot Loops? Don't tell the brave practitioner of flaming civil disobedience -
Oh, wait, that's a Kellogg's product. Carry on.
you will never get the 'p's' you deserve for that comment this far down on the thread
remember when walnuts knocked over the applesauce aisle? <a href="http://wonkette.com/401443/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/401443/john-mccain-bombs-groc...">http://wonkette.com/401443/...
i miss 2008.
maybe she used the r-word, but Jim can&#039;t repeat that on this blog.
That question has an <i>entirely different</i> meaning to an android.
Seems like a natural function enhancement for Mitt&#039;s own optical sensors.
Well-constructed?
(<i>Articulate</i>d?)
The trip to the hardware store was to ensure no accidental leaks of his tax returns.
And somewhere Gary Hart&#039;s all &quot;Oh! So THAT&#039;S how you do it...&quot;
Green Acres was more based in reality then Mittens.
I can see Mitt in a hardware store staring long and hard at a toilet plunger wondering what it&#039;s used for.
He hit a brief snag in the screwdriver aisle. His shopping list said to get a Phillips but all they had were ones that said &quot;Stanley.&quot; (This comment is not the least bit autobiographical.)
Romney is a loser. I hope to be rich enough one day to pay somebody to do my shopping for me and DON&#039;T HATE ME FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL.
Did he get a new hard drive with the hardware stuff?