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My method of birth control is perfect: no one likes me.

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Making America a Third World Country Again, step by stupid step.

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I believe..for every drop of rain that falls... there's a freakin' cloud.

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Awwww...I like you!

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It's spelled Pogroms - with the shit deal leader came out with today, Godwin's law has been hereby irrevocably revoked.

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I like your style and could not agree more. Happy sexually satisfied loving beings are much less apt to buy into the fear propaganda.

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Thank you. :)

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I loled the first time I heard it. Still do.

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With apologies to Lewis Carroll.

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Gotta get the cannon fodder for perpetual war someplace? Also too or he'll nuke us all into the Rapture so all good or some other fundagelical reasoning.

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Since Il Douche can't get motivated to do anything other than trash Obama's legacy, maybe he'll want to actually solve a problem that Obama screwed up on:https://www.theguardian.com...Haha, just kidding. Fucking up absolutely everything, for everybody who's not at least as big of an asshole as he is, takes precedence.

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Despite my having a vocabulary of over 5 billion words, I can't find any words to describe my feelings about the orange impostor. Actually, I have several words but since I recently paid a bribe to have my comment privileges restored I best not use them. Instead I will pose a rhetorical question. Where the fuck is Lee Oswald when we need him most? Or Booth. Or both.

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Yeah. Yeah,I know what Salvor Hardin said. "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent". But goddamnit 45 inspires violence in "both sides". Or many sides. Now I'm even starting to sound like that asshole.

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Exactly what I was thinking. It's the hormones, man. Or maybe the kids are supposed to stop having hormones because science is unAmerican.

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OK, I may be old, but I'm a bit of an expert on this. I started fucking right before my 16th birthday. I got my sex ed in health class, where the teacher turned beet red when she had to draw a penis (and she did a really bad job; even if we hadn't been inclined to giggle, we would have because she was not an artist).

I started using birth control right away. Between my teens and menopause, I never once got pregnant, because I knew how to avoid it, and I never wanted kids. I'm furious.

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