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Parakeetist's avatar

My method of birth control is perfect: no one likes me.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  πŸ’‹'s avatar

Making America a Third World Country Again, step by stupid step.

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whitroth's avatar

I believe..for every drop of rain that falls... there's a freakin' cloud.

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

Awwww...I like you!

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Dirk Diggler βœ“'s avatar

It's spelled Pogroms - with the shit deal leader came out with today, Godwin's law has been hereby irrevocably revoked.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I like your style and could not agree more. Happy sexually satisfied loving beings are much less apt to buy into the fear propaganda.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Thank you. :)

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I loled the first time I heard it. Still do.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

With apologies to Lewis Carroll.

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Portia McGonagal's avatar

Gotta get the cannon fodder for perpetual war someplace? Also too or he'll nuke us all into the Rapture so all good or some other fundagelical reasoning.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Since Il Douche can't get motivated to do anything other than trash Obama's legacy, maybe he'll want to actually solve a problem that Obama screwed up on:https://www.theguardian.com...Haha, just kidding. Fucking up absolutely everything, for everybody who's not at least as big of an asshole as he is, takes precedence.

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blaid droog's avatar

Despite my having a vocabulary of over 5 billion words, I can't find any words to describe my feelings about the orange impostor. Actually, I have several words but since I recently paid a bribe to have my comment privileges restored I best not use them. Instead I will pose a rhetorical question. Where the fuck is Lee Oswald when we need him most? Or Booth. Or both.

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blaid droog's avatar

Yeah. Yeah,I know what Salvor Hardin said. "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent". But goddamnit 45 inspires violence in "both sides". Or many sides. Now I'm even starting to sound like that asshole.

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Old town Urbandale's avatar

Exactly what I was thinking. It's the hormones, man. Or maybe the kids are supposed to stop having hormones because science is unAmerican.

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Zyxomma's avatar

OK, I may be old, but I'm a bit of an expert on this. I started fucking right before my 16th birthday. I got my sex ed in health class, where the teacher turned beet red when she had to draw a penis (and she did a really bad job; even if we hadn't been inclined to giggle, we would have because she was not an artist).

I started using birth control right away. Between my teens and menopause, I never once got pregnant, because I knew how to avoid it, and I never wanted kids. I'm furious.

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