14 Comments
User's avatar
chascates's avatar

And I just watched you again last night on YouTube!

I liked it very much.

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

Or the first signs of the Great Earthquake.

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

My successes: me and God. My failures: Satan alone.

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

He is 100% Christian American". What is that? Was he created from a batch of Mississippi mud?

Also too: I read that as hunerd percen Cristin Amurrican.

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

Boys will "just" be boys

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

I'll bet he has stories to swap with the other candidates.

Expand full comment
NorfolkAndWay's avatar

You beat me to it. It's an apostrophe catastrophe.

Expand full comment
NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Didn't he drop out (read: failed out) before he found Jesus?

Expand full comment
Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’d love to read his resume.

Expand full comment
Pookums's avatar

Wait wait wait. What's he doing with the guns? Isn't he a felon?

Expand full comment
Jared James's avatar

They also gave us Duncan Hunter and Randall "Duke" Cunningham, Captain of teh Graft Ship. At least this one promises to be briefly entertaining, rather than consistently nauseating.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Let him who has not killed a man or whored around with adolescents cast the first stone.

Expand full comment
JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"I found the Lord when I got arrested for picking up the prostitutes. ... I had no peace, had no love, had no joy."</i>

He should at least of had joy, otherwise he was not doing it right.

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

And Texas cries out for his immigration and redemption, HALLELUJAH!!!!

Expand full comment