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chascates's avatar

And I just watched you again last night on YouTube!

I liked it very much.

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Or the first signs of the Great Earthquake.

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My successes: me and God. My failures: Satan alone.

Incoming Ham's avatar

He is 100% Christian American". What is that? Was he created from a batch of Mississippi mud?

Also too: I read that as hunerd percen Cristin Amurrican.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Boys will "just" be boys

Incoming Ham's avatar

I'll bet he has stories to swap with the other candidates.

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

You beat me to it. It's an apostrophe catastrophe.

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Didn't he drop out (read: failed out) before he found Jesus?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’d love to read his resume.

Pookums's avatar

Wait wait wait. What's he doing with the guns? Isn't he a felon?

Jared James's avatar

They also gave us Duncan Hunter and Randall "Duke" Cunningham, Captain of teh Graft Ship. At least this one promises to be briefly entertaining, rather than consistently nauseating.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Let him who has not killed a man or whored around with adolescents cast the first stone.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"I found the Lord when I got arrested for picking up the prostitutes. ... I had no peace, had no love, had no joy."</i>

He should at least of had joy, otherwise he was not doing it right.

chascates's avatar

And Texas cries out for his immigration and redemption, HALLELUJAH!!!!