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a few years back i ran my first and only marathon. part of my preparation for the day was buying 'dressed to kill' and saving it until marathon hour 3.

it was very helpful (and this was WAY before he started running daily marathons.)

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But not that undrinkable Trump Wine shit.

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Is that what the choice boils down to?

"Twinkletoes" Spicer or Sarah doing the traditional family Dog Stomper Dance?

Is Deadly Hemlock not an available option?

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They both work for Putin full time, so they were really just comparing their orders of deployment.

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Sound like any POTUS 45 we know?

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Did you clip that out of a magazine?

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The beaches in Or are public property and administered by the DOT. That is why they blew up that whale.

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I wish we had a different universal symbol. Something unrelated to any religion.

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ewwwww

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A royal "we".

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A mental health issue that Republicans have been squawking about for a decade. What have they done about it? Nothing? Is the answer nothing?

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Rose Garden == Lady garden, as TheBloggess refers to it?

OK, sorry -- I need to go take a few deep breaths somewhere until the nausea passes after typing that.

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It's in the White House. And the Senate majority.

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Ice Cold in Alex

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On that last point -- God how I hope so.

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That was an awesome video.

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