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fuflans's avatar

a few years back i ran my first and only marathon. part of my preparation for the day was buying 'dressed to kill' and saving it until marathon hour 3.

it was very helpful (and this was WAY before he started running daily marathons.)

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But not that undrinkable Trump Wine shit.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Is that what the choice boils down to?

"Twinkletoes" Spicer or Sarah doing the traditional family Dog Stomper Dance?

Is Deadly Hemlock not an available option?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They both work for Putin full time, so they were really just comparing their orders of deployment.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Sound like any POTUS 45 we know?

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Querolous's avatar

Did you clip that out of a magazine?

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Querolous's avatar

The beaches in Or are public property and administered by the DOT. That is why they blew up that whale.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I wish we had a different universal symbol. Something unrelated to any religion.

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Emil Muz's avatar

ewwwww

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

A royal "we".

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Enter Ranting's avatar

A mental health issue that Republicans have been squawking about for a decade. What have they done about it? Nothing? Is the answer nothing?

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JCfromNC's avatar

Rose Garden == Lady garden, as TheBloggess refers to it?

OK, sorry -- I need to go take a few deep breaths somewhere until the nausea passes after typing that.

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phoenix00's avatar

It's in the White House. And the Senate majority.

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Daniel's avatar

Ice Cold in Alex

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Keith Taylor's avatar

On that last point -- God how I hope so.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

That was an awesome video.

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