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motmelere's avatar

Psychotronic forces are covered, but what about thetans and midi-chlorians?

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A Big Sarcastic Fairy!'s avatar

They're going to prevent this? LOL!

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SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

Crazy people are kind of sad.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They did a cover of the Klaatu original. No-one quite knows why.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

MY voices knew you were going to say that.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You know, I wouldn't mind it so much when they beamed those radio transmissions into my head if they included some decent music once in awhile. Sheesh you guys, is that too much to ask for?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Will that receive any interference from my mood ring?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The NEO of liberty is intermittently hydrated via the perihelion-phase sublimation of the cryogenic mass fractions of long-period tyrants.

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Rick Hill's avatar

I like the way you think. We have a place for you in our organization if you are interested. Uniforms and health care provided, of course.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Thank you, Mr. Scorpion.

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chicken thief's avatar

Butt/Thief 2016?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Just answer the door stark nekkid and loudly proclaim "Have I heard the word of the Lord? Why, I AM THE LORD!"

scares 'em away every time

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sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

We will be here for you...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I got the sea monkeys instead

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Jaime Oria's avatar

I'll just keep kicking it Old School with the Air Loom Gang -

http://publicdomainreview.o...

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