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Psychotronic forces are covered, but what about thetans and midi-chlorians?

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They're going to prevent this? LOL!

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Crazy people are kind of sad.

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They did a cover of the Klaatu original. No-one quite knows why.

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MY voices knew you were going to say that.

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You know, I wouldn't mind it so much when they beamed those radio transmissions into my head if they included some decent music once in awhile. Sheesh you guys, is that too much to ask for?

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Will that receive any interference from my mood ring?

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The NEO of liberty is intermittently hydrated via the perihelion-phase sublimation of the cryogenic mass fractions of long-period tyrants.

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I like the way you think. We have a place for you in our organization if you are interested. Uniforms and health care provided, of course.

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Thank you, Mr. Scorpion.

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Butt/Thief 2016?

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Just answer the door stark nekkid and loudly proclaim "Have I heard the word of the Lord? Why, I AM THE LORD!"

scares 'em away every time

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We will be here for you...

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What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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I got the sea monkeys instead

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I'll just keep kicking it Old School with the Air Loom Gang -

http://publicdomainreview.o...

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