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Waiting on wider angle lens for mugshot

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Remember when the DC press unironically called him a "policy wonk"?

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Bolsonaro is having surgery due to 10+ days straight of hiccupshttps://twitter.com/osamabi...

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Around the same time as the good Professor Krugman aptly referred to Ryan as "a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounded like, amirite?

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Mmm, lefse (speaking from generations of first-hand experience).

Lutefisk, OTOH...

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I don't have enough context to make a call here. All I know is you were not welcome as a customer.

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I'm sorry, but my English professor's hackles got raised by "disinterested." Prager may think that poor understanding of the English language gives him a big dick and helps him own the libs, but it just makes him look mean and stupid. Of course that's true of all the MAGAts.

Repeat after me, Dennis: "disinterested" means objective. "Uninterested" means meh, you're on your own.

And leave Lurch's hackles alone.

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Aren't endless hiccups a sign of the Apocalypse, or at least demonic possession?

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According to Ernest & Julio Gallo, so does the wine.

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True: feature, not bug.

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Enjoy the obstructed bowel, asshole

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Someone can check my math, but did Harris Faulkner just transition to a graphic of Hunter Biden smoking heroin off of the Constitution..?

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And right into BLM and "CRT"

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Sorry, I'm pro choice. If the birth control fails, have the kid or don't. I don't care. I always got my BC for free from Planned Parenthood. Payment was on a sliding scale. Neither are you, regarding cuteness. Your horse is at least 16hh.

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Harvey's Bristol Cream: Milk of Amnesia.

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