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Couldn't they have had one of the semi-literate knuckle draggers write their press release? I mean, with such horrible grammar, how can they possibly bash ANY schooling?

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When do you get your Doctor of Phabulous? Pretty soon,yes?

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Exactly! Quit forcing your radical agenda on Amercia!

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It's a paradox. Without critical thinking skills, they are prone to forget to include every important detail, like adding critical thinking to the list.

This just might be a self-solving problem, given a long enough timeline.

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I read that as "Marcus Bachmann's the Rapy Center"

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Funny how the LGBT community doesn't have a list of things that they think would be nice, no, they have an agenda.

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Gay Agenda:

Item 1 (of 1): To be left alone.

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"kids are implementing real sexy-time sex behind their backs"

I've never seen that done before! Did you find that on an Internets porn video?

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True fact. When Andy Jackson was trying to make money as a land speculato he renounced his American citizenship and swore allegiance to the King of Spain.

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I learned mine from actual parents!

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Chris Atkins did it for me.

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But if you say the spell wrong, you make sky man angry.

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Deep fried, bacon-wrapped potato chips with every meal… I could run for office and win on that slogan.

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So Harvey Milk is the Gay Freddy Kreuger?

The things that come out of <strike>Hollywood</strike> California.

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Spicoli

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Or Church.

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