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Satanic Pancake's avatar

. . . and, of course this is Humboldt County, California, so every anti-vaxxer is up in arms and posting across every forum they can find in our local papers. Apparently, this is a civil liberties issue rather than a health issue. Yes, the rights of these special snowflakes to be a danger to everyone around them is greater than the rights of anyone else. Yay. Someone please strangle Ayn Rand in her grave for me -- I don't think I can put up with any more libertarians today.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

His aura smiles and never frowns! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

She has a right hole AND a left hole. SHE IS NOT HUMAN

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Unforgotten's avatar

Gene Tierney.Anytime any idiot comes to me trying to explain how his/her opinion on medical/health issues allows them to ignore basic notions of public health safety, I tell them to google the life of that great actress.I still can't believe that she had enough self-control to not punch that bitch who gave her so much grief just because to be with her (GT) was a reason good enough to break out from a hospital quarantine.

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JAWs's avatar

Jenny McCarthy just fainted at hearing this news.

Or she succumbed to some of the diseases she refuses to vaccinate against.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

This is who I want making pediatric decisions for our children:

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... remember these? https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Wasn't that eventually the plot of an Agatha Christie novel? I'll have to hunt it down on the googlebox. Now I'm having memories of an incredibly Elizabeth Taylor. Fuck, am I old?

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Unforgotten's avatar

'The Mirror Cracked', with Angela Lansbury, Kim Novack and Tony Curtis to make company to Liz, they made two other adaptations. I never knew what was Tierney's reaction to Agatha's use of her personal tragedy, anybody?PS: As for your other question, no more than the rest of us.

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Jim Hannon's avatar

RFK Jr. is not one of the clearest thinking political scions. And many wanted him to be appointed senator in NY. Kee-rist!

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Unforgotten's avatar

I thought to myself, 'What is he asking for? A vaccine rebellion?' Then I googled 'vaccine rebellion' just to see if there was ever one and here's what I found:https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Can you believe 30 people ended up dead because of it?

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Grokenstein's avatar

Sadly, I'm only surprised more didn't die. ...But hey, let's try to set a new record! We're number one! You! Ess! Ay! You! Ess! Ay!

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jw's avatar

Jerry is killing it these days! Thank you!!!

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Captain Kraut's avatar

I really wouldn't take his word for it...

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LA Julian's avatar

They can join up with the Northwest Front guy to make a New Confederacy.

(Apparently the confluence of conservative, Duggar-type anti-vaxxers and liberal Berkeleyite anti-vaxxers has made for some interesting holy wars in the wake of the Supreme Court decision, flaming and mass unfriendings galore!)

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I'm going to have to rewatch it -- IIRC, Liz had tons of awesomely catty/snarky/sexually charged lines. She, or at least the character she played, would have fit in well here.

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