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beb's avatar

It is immoral that the Federally mandated minimum wage is still $7.25 for non-tipped and less than half that for tipped workers. If the Dems take back the House and keep the Senate it is long past time to bring the minimum wage into line with reality,

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Lefty Wright's avatar

A little nugget of truth, a typical single McDonald’s restaurant has almost the same annual revenue as Trump’s Truth Social enterprise. Which has strangely seen a big jump in stock prices since it dropped to a still way overpriced $12 a share and now has a stock value of around $6 billion. I wonder who is propping up that stock and what they expect to gain if Trump is elected. “Remember Donnie, I bought $50 million in Truth Social shares back in October to prop up prices. I expect to see something out of it.”

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Rae Reich's avatar

I heard clips of Las Vegas workers saying that they knew their local economy was bad because they were not making enough and yet there were Help Wanted signs all over. They’re blaming Democrats for “the economy” when they are being stiffed by their employers. Better wages would fix both situations.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Maybe they should join the union. It’s a pretty big deal in Vegas I heard.

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White, D's avatar

I think you may be missing something important here. This is not about, and has never been about, the overall impact on the economy. If it were, then all the objections would have melted away long ago, because the facts simply don't support the argument that raising minimum wage harms the overall economy.

What this has ALWAYS been about is the personal position within the overall society/economic structure that the members of a privileged class occupies. If you wanted the truth about this, you'd need to ask the question "Would you rather be in the 60th percentile of a poor economic US, or in the 48th percentile of a vibrant, wealthy US?"... and you'd need a way to force the responder to tell the truth... You'd find out pretty quickly that a significant percentage of white middle class males would be taking the second choice...

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MorganX's avatar

Lovely, groovy music for seeing out the darkness and welcoming the new Tabz, and the sun:

COIN, 'Along for the Ride'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mSAiw-S2UI

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Stroke1's avatar

Well, that's all good and well for McDonald's. Anyone know how it's worked out for mom and pop burger joints who serve better food but maybe don't have the financial resources a corporate behemoth like Mickey D's does to absorb such an increase? Just curious.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Yes, they all now charge $85 for a berder.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

I paid $100.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

A rising minimum wage lifts all boats. They may have to pay a bit more for labour, but other minimum wage workers will have more money in their pockets, which means they'll be able to spend more money at Mom&PopBurger.

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Martin Shobe's avatar

Most McDonalds are franchises. They don't have any more resources than the mom and pops.

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

If your business model is based on not paying your employees, you should not be in business.

Your prosperity should NOT be based on someone else's poverty.

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Edit: come to think on it, we have a word for people who make their money by not paying people to work for them......

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Caepan's avatar

Republicans?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗰𝘂𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 ‘𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗲’ 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗦𝘆𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁

NSW environment minister hopes ‘Mickey will be flying free by tomorrow’ after successful capture by wildlife services

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/oct/22/efforts-continue-to-rescue-cockatoo-living-on-brioche-for-four-weeks-inside-sydney-supermarket

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Meccalopolis's avatar

"Rescued."

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Stroke1's avatar

Living the life.

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Bobathonic's avatar

They could've torn open some seeds for him instead of the expired breads.

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

Wonder if he wanted to be rescued

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Stroke1's avatar

Can cockatoos be taught to talk?

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

I think so? Or is that cockatiels? I get them confused, one is bigger. Maybe both talk?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Well, at least he didn't starve.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

How many are real F-150s and how many are poser F-150s?

𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘥’𝘴 𝘍-𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱-𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧-𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘺, 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘷𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘴’ 𝘙𝘢𝘮 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘶𝘱, 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘕𝘰. 3, 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘹𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘜𝘝𝘴: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘰𝘺𝘰𝘵𝘢 𝘙𝘈𝘝4, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘊𝘙-𝘝 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘴𝘭𝘢 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭 𝘠 (𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 $7,500 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘵𝘢𝘹 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵).

𝗟𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿-𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗵-𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝘂𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀

https://apnews.com/article/cars-vehicles-autos-affordable-suvs-compact-price-a9547c1d9a52199a492676f8ef2d5891

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

wait wait wait, they are including the CRV and the Y with ....trucks?

lolz

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beb's avatar

Technically (ie legally) an Equinox SUV is a truck.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

"𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘥’𝘴 𝘍-𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱-𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦"

Vehicles. They're including trucks with vehicles, and "𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘜𝘝𝘴" with vehicles also too.

wait wait wait, they're including the Tesla Y with ....the CR-V and RAV4?

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Bobathonic's avatar

Hooray for our enormous road-blocking pieces of shit.

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MorganX's avatar

👅 to Big Trucks.

I've been a wee-SUV driver for 25 yrs now, and at this point only drive about 5-10mi a month in my village. I have to have something that fits a Newfoundland dog or two as well as navigate very safely with ChildX as passenger, and for the first part of that time, was totally navigable for terrible road conditions, as a provider of health.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I despise those fucking landships and attitudes of the many of the owners of those dreadwagens.

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

To be sure, I should think 150s are the most popular because they're mostly a work truck.

I got a dodges at the work place and while our old little two seater is a serviceable vehicle, the others I have driven are shit, and drive like shit. I wish I could scam the ranger off the one forester, cause we don't really need a heavy duty and that little nimble minx is just about perfect for us, but the damn forester won't give it up for the same reason XD

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MorganX's avatar

I dream about new Subarus.

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

IKR?

Out of my league though, even with the New Money.

I mean I could afford it now, but that would be ALL I could afford.

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MorganX's avatar

Last car before this year's little Chevy Mommy Wagon was a used little MERCEDES SUV because we couldn't afford a USED Sub. It also had the ultimate airbags in back, so. That's all I cared about.

Can you even?? It did last hella long, though.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I'm thinking of the F-250s, F-350s, etc. with the platoon cabs and aircraft carrier length beds.

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beb's avatar

The ones with the handicap stickers are a real puzzler. If you are that disabled how do you get into one?

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Bobathonic's avatar

Taking up 1.5 parking spaces and sticking out in the aisle, since they HAD to take the brute for a grocery run.

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

yeah, anyone driving one of those big guys and NOT hauling horses or putting out fires is a poser and should be rightly mocked.

Not even sorry.

It is hilarious to see them try to navigate a drive through though

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I hate the ones with the trump flags and all of the gottdamn black smoke they like.

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

Edit: Full disclosure, I had to drive a 350 for a spell. It is the terratorch for our fire crew and was the only vehicle during not burn season they could spare for me.

It was VERY big. I was not allowed to use the woo woo lights though

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

I hate the entire Motivate People To Do Better argument. It is a dumb and bad argument. I know this first hand, because I was hoping work would motivate my spawn into going ya know, crushing debt is not really that high a price to pay for school. But thus far they are more like whoa, money, I can buy things!

Maybe instead of Motivating People To Do Better we should, idk, focus on motivating companies to be better to work for.

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MorganX's avatar

*yaaawwwwn*

After I collapsed in exhaustion after the Epic Fucking Chili Non-Comment Fight, what did you Night Crew Rascals get up to? DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW?

*stumbles away with sacrament-honoring oatmilk latte covfefe, checks in mirror for bruises*

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tehbaddr's avatar

I require beans in the chili. That way when I make a chili dog, the beans slip out of the bun and onto the plate or floor, making it a truly authentic chili dog.

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memzilla's avatar

Chili... must have... *kaff* *kaff* ... beans! *gasps* *plants flag* *dies on Bean Hill*

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tehbaddr's avatar

Hormel makes it easy. They mark their cans "with beans" an "no beans". So the jury is officially forever out!

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MorganX's avatar

Another deranged motherfucker.

There ARE beans........ in little boxes, pre-cooked organic kidney, available for lunatics.

You sad, corrupted fool!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Beans are an option. Cheese on chili is more important.

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MorganX's avatar

Sigh. I give up.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

I translated an AC/DC song into Middle English and challenged people to identify the original.

Of course, I am a jerk face so I said it was Chaucer's original later translated and recorded by a popular band, which threw some folks off. They got it eventually.

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MorganX's avatar

And what exactly was your big damn secret, missy?? And are we going to be enlightened in, say, 7 minutes? Or sometime??

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Crip Dyke's avatar

You're going to have to wait about 4 hours.

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MorganX's avatar

HMMMPPPHH!

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MorganX's avatar

You............. you............ rascal. No, that's good :-D

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

They fightin about chili again?

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beb's avatar

One day I wanted chili lie my favorite, which is made by Wendy's. It's a little spicy but not much (I'm from Indiana and, like our future VP pepper is about as spicy as I like.) So anyway, hamburger, beef stock, diced tomatoes, a diced Vadelia onion, a diced green pepper, some kidney beans and a reasonable amount of chili powder. My wife had been out of town and returned just as the chili was ready. As a result I'm now the official chili maker.

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MorganX's avatar

THEY tried throwing everything at me to get me to alter my gorgeous goddamn chili.

THEY lost. I am VICTOR.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/californias-minimum-wage-hikes-actually/comment/73569533?utm_source=activity_item

There's also a couple pics on my sub page. I fuckin' know what I'm doin'.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I dropped out after the peanut butter. I mean ... WTF?

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MorganX's avatar

Wrong flavor profile. It's not THAI. It's gosh darn Tex-Mex. And it's not molé rojo!

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Everyone has their own method. Mine includes Guinness.

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MorganX's avatar

*smacks hand!!*

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Mr. Minky's avatar

Went over to Micky D's last night and this weird guy was working the window. He stuck his head out as we pulled up and said, "Ronald McDonald has a yuge cock!"

We left without our food-like substances.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Obese guy with weird orange hair, right?

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Donald McRonald

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Excellent!

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

And his breath was weirdly reminiscent of Arnold Palmer's mashie.

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The Wanderer's avatar

While perusing my mail from yesterday, I glanced at this month's Bon Appetit magazine. They have a tasty seasonal cocktail recipe, called a Newton's Law:

1. Stir 1 tsp. dark brown sugar and 1 tsp hot water in a cocktail shaker until dissolved.

2. Add to the shaker:

1.5 oz. bourbon

0.5 oz. lemon juice

2 tsp homemade or store-bought apple butter

3. Fill shaker with ice and shake till the outside gets frosty (about 20 seconds).

4. Strain into an ice-filled rocks glass.

5. Garnish with an orange twist and sprinkle with freshly grated or ground cinnamon.

Makes 1, but I imagine you can scale it up.

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WTAF 🐾's avatar

💗

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The Wanderer's avatar

It sounds intriguing, it do.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

This is interesting to me because I was involved in this in a very small way by running Rosetta on my computers for several years. Rosetta is a program for predicting the shapes of proteins.

Super Exciting AI Research by Google Wins The Nobel in Chemistry

Anton Petrov: (12:23) https://youtu.be/5i2U67TVsRI

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Regret's avatar

Very cool!

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LATE DECIDERS BREAKING 60-TO-36 FOR KAMALA - 10.22.24

| Countdown with Keith Olbermann

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUJe71KwkrA

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

These fuckers again.

𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 "𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦," 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤, 𝘱𝘳𝘰-𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦'𝘴 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴.

𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 2023, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘟 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘪𝘬𝘛𝘰𝘬 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 "𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦" 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗮’𝘀 𝗦𝗽𝗮𝗺𝗼𝘂𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗨𝗦 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗥𝘂𝗯𝗶𝗼 𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗺𝘀

Note to Xi: Marco and Ted Cruz aren't the same person

https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/21/china_spamouflage_trolls_marc_rubio/

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"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵, 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘙𝘶𝘣𝘪𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦," 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥. "𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 2022."

So-called AI working as intended

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The Wanderer's avatar

And Rubio's not up for re-election.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Hey, after the home LAN ate my homework, I'm back in now, thanks most entirely to Rebecca and the hard workers at Substack!

What did I miss?

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The Titanic sank.

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Jezdukowski's avatar

Again?

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Is DiCaprio still dead?

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MorganX's avatar

A pretty highly emotional food fight! [just back, myself. Yaaaawwwn]

Cause: my fine and epic vat of true Chili con Carne Rojo.

A few lunatics tried to bully me into adding peanut butter.

But in my heart, I am nothing if not a dissident and also don't like Thai food. THEY LOST. https://www.wonkette.com/p/californias-minimum-wage-hikes-actually/comment/73569533?utm_source=activity_item

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I circumnavigated the globe.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Bad LAN! Bad, bad LAN! No electrons for you!

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The Wanderer's avatar

The High Macha of Rashpur showed up earlier, looking for egg salad.

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And the President of Freedonia endorsed Kamala & Tim.

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The Wingnut is visiting Oz, to a mixed reception.

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