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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Kung Fu Panda 1 is still my favorite of the franchise. Worth watching at Wonkette Movie times. Master Shi Fu is a red panda voiced by Dustin Hoffman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqtOB9wFYrI

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Pere Ubu's avatar

A bleb AND a yawn! 🥹

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

So many pandas. Why no tardigrades? Are we really that mammalist about what is cute?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Weirdly, a lot of the zoo content I find is tardigrade-free. I'll keep looking.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

For you. Also, and thank you, because I learned something new because I never knew that dried-out tardigrades a name, and it is tun.

https://www.sciencejournalforkids.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/tardigrades_article.pdf

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

A song--http://www.familyopera.org/drupal/sites/default/files/2018_Web_of_Life/18WoL-Performance/18WoL-09_WaterBears.mp4

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weejee's avatar

Nice. Off to the buns.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Me, also, too, panda buddy. I just want to snooze.

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Schmannity's avatar

Red panda at morning, sailors' warning.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Redpanda is tired of all this bullshit, also too.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I can relate!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Red Stinker Babby Skyunk!

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The Wanderer's avatar

(choked voice) Too . . . cute . . .

(keels over from diabetic shock)

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Wake up cutie pie! Time to get in the streets!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Just five more minutes, Mom!

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kmblue187's avatar

Why don't Veterans turn against him? Any vet wonkettes who can explain this? Also turn against him because of cutting Vet services?

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Kimberlee Avery Wilkins's avatar

Cree Hardigree on Facebook has a list of all the repugnants who have been arrested for sexual abuse . Should look that up , it is quite extensive !

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Elizabeth  Trezona's avatar

💔🇺🇸✌🏻

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The Institute for Peace needed to arm themselves after the incident on Friday, and should have shot the DOGE trespassers.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

So a D Congressguy is standing outside the US Institute of Peace speaking out about the DOGE power grab.

“I was at USIP tonight to conduct congressional oversight over Doge’s break-in,” Don Beyer of Virginia said on Monday. “I spoke with [removed] acting president & CEO [George] Moose. USIP is an independent, non-profit entity and I will work to stop Doge’s illegal power grab.”

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Speaking outside USIP, Bayer said it “had been basically stormed by Doge, with the support of the DC police and all the employees were forced out. They actually picked the locks on the door of George Moose, the chairman of the institute, and forced him to come out.

“I came down here because this is not a federal agency. This is an agency that does not report to Donald Trump. It’s a congressionally chartered non-profit, and like thousands of non-profits, it gets some federal funding, but that’s all subject to review by Congress, not the president of the United States.

“I’ve tried to gain entry … but they won’t let me in. So I’m just here to make sure the American people know that this is a violation of the law, almost certainly unconstitutional, and this is the wrong way to right-size the federal government.”

The White House pushed back. A spokesperson told Axios: “Rogue bureaucrats will not be allowed to hold agencies hostage. The Trump administration will enforce the president’s executive authority and ensure his agencies remain accountable to the American people.”

An unnamed Trump official said: “We believe that they are an agency within the executive branch, and they need proper oversight by officials who are elected. And career bureaucrats cannot stay indefinitely in positions with no oversight.”

Musk was not elected. Condemnation was wide-ranging. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/18/don-beyer-musk-doge-usip

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

No more money from me to the Senate Vichy Dems while Shumer remains in place. Resign, retire or replace, doesn't matter which but he has to go.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Great work, Evan!

I'm just getting to this. It's takes a lot of fortitude to read one of these tabs things.

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Mapledurham's avatar

“what absolutely morally bankrupt human trash the entire MAGA movement is, how irredeemable, how unforgiven, how unforgivable” - thank you, Evan, for just telling it like it is so I don’t feel alone in my thoughts and feelings. It’s made my morning just that bit more bearable to know I’m not alone.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

This Friday, 6PM San Francisco Wonk meet up--whether I have a job or not. Eclipse Restaurant and Bar in the atrium of the Embarcadero Hyatt Regency. We sit in the back, to the right side of the bar. (Unless they've rearranged the furniture again.) Look for a woman in a wheelchair with sundry sophisticated others. That's us. I'd love to meet you. Please join us.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Radio Free Europe is also being shut down because why would he want to counter Russian propaganda when it’s being Xitted out from the shitter in the White House?

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gce's avatar
Mar 18Edited

Can we get over expecting the Democrats to take this on? They're not equipped, either by temperament or the powers of their office to mount a proportionate resistance. They are here to (1) manage their own security and comfort and (2) act in the interest of the common good as long as (1) is not threatened. Wanting them to fix this would be like expecting the cooks to take up arms when the ship comes under fire. Not happening. The remaining sane wing within the military maybe? Or the people taking it to the streets in a HUGE way. I'm watching and waiting.

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Nemo's avatar

the idiot incels dogie bois should join the Skoptsy cult of Russia. I'll provide the ginsu knives approved by Lorena, who took such matters into her own hands.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Living the meme: Up earlier, feeding cats, tending litter boxes, getting the fire going, drying and folding clothes. Back in bed for 20 minutes before I have to get up and go to work. Hears crash from another room, decides it can wait.

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

So with VOA shutting down are NPR and PBS next?

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

AOTK

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

They aren’t funded by the US government, so no.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

They receive a little federal funding-- like the Institute of Peace-- so expect DOGE to force their way in at gunpoint any day now.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

The code talkers not only transmitted in Navajo, but also spoke *in code* in Navajo. At one point the Japanese found a Navajo prisoner and tortured him (we like the Japanese now, but they were awful) but he couldn't make any sense of what was being said even though he understood the words.

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