Campaign Slogan Contest
TBogg wants your perkiest Bush/Cheney slogans, but he's already taken the good ones:
•"America! It's Not Just For Heterosexuals Anymore...Okay. Actually It Is..."
•"If You're Reading This, 9/11 Wasn't So Bad Now, Was It?"
Some further ideas:
•"Keep America Free From Ass-Fucking: Bush 2004"
•"Re-Elect Bush/Cheney: You Didn't Really Want That Manufacturing Job, Anyway"
•"Bush: He's Alive (Unlike Some Other Candidates We Could Name)"
•"Vote Bush: It's Not Like He's Hitler"
Edwards, of course, already has gobs of great slogans . But what about Kerry? "Bring it on"? It's not even original! What's next, "54-40 or fight"? Send TBogg your Bush-Cheney taglines, we want your Kerry ideas. We'll get you started:
•"Vote Kerry: He Does Too Have a Pulse"
•"He Was in the War, You Know."
•"Kerry: Won't Sleep with an Intern. Unless You Want Him To."
•"Kerry: Taking Your Guns Away With His Cold, Dead Hands."
•"Kerry for President: Two Positions for the Price of One"
•"Fresh Because He's Frozen: Kerry 2004"
•"I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot for This President! Kerry 2004"