Campus Reform: Sexy Beyonce Video Shown In College Class, World Coming To An End
You probably noticed that Beyonce dropped a record four months ago with 17 videos, many of which show Beyonce being sexy! This is a thing many of us are in favor of, but conservative fearmongers Campus Reform are breathless with consternation about how some students watched it in a class and this probably means academic freedom is dead or all the students are now gay for Beyonce or whatever it is that Campus Reform worries about.
First, let's watch the video and decide for ourselves! TRIGGER WARNING AND SPOILER ALERT AND PRO-TIP: The video has some sexy lyrics (though no swears) and many many many much footage of Beyonce in very little clothing (though not actually naked) so if that is the kind of thing your work frowns upon, do not blame us when you are fired for watching it in your cube.
Oh, sure you start with just a video but come the end of the semester it'll be nothing but one big orgy in there...
My pearls, they are clutched. (Not because of the video, of course, but because this darn clasp just won't stay shut!)