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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Hey, this shit was all funny yesterday...

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Bring back the old carpeting!

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Was I the only one who assumed a “llama costume contest” would be of people costumed *as* llamas? 🦙

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V Carlson's avatar

I’m a reader of Donna Andrews’ Meg Lanslow cozy mystery series, which icludes a volume fairly heavily centered around llamas in costume, so llamas in costume was what I thought of first.

The books are best read in order, as things happen, but they are a lot of fun. The central characters are generally kind to one another, accept one another’s foibles with good humor, and are generally people I enjoy spending my reading time with. She’s created a lovely world set in Virginia that I wouldn’t mind living in. Except for the murders, of course.

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Tessie's avatar

Can we have an emotional support llama for the next few days?

I'll pay for said llama to take a cab from the airport.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Good on whoever thought of this!

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Sister Artemis's avatar

I was just in the Portland airport (fly out to Las Vegas on 10/28, flew back on 10/31) and sadly, saw no Llamas. Maybe next time!

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Revenant's avatar

Aren't llamas notorious for spitting at people?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Camels are and llamas are in the same family.

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motmelere's avatar

Spitty, spitty, was the ditty.

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Innocent Bystander's avatar

Just went thru PDX. Didn't see any llama(s). Did see one lama, thought (no kidding). What I can tell you is that it is a looooong walk from new Concourse E and/or the Rent-a-car desk to anywhere else. The new 2 x 4 ceilings are cool in a PNW kinda way. NB No discount on Board Shirts at the Pendleton shoppe.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

I'm not a fearful flyer at all, but I wouldn't mind getting to skritch an alpaca* on my way through EWR on Saturday as I go down to NC to check up on what's left of my family. I'd thank it for the socks I'll be wearing.

*As long as it doesn't spit. Alpacas and llamas spit like camels, right?

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Robyn, you don't need makeup. You are naturally beautiful.

Also, I got to visit Peru when I was 12 and touch some wild llamas and alpacas, and it was definitely awesome. One of the llamas at Machu Picchu followed me around all afternoon. I think it wanted me to take it home, but I knew what my mother would say about adopting a llama, so I put the thought aside.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

My daughter-in-law LOVES llamas and alpacas and we have gone twice to visit a farm (in Florida) where they raise them. Last time we got to hold baby llamas. Or maybe they were alpacas -- they have more of those. There were several new babies. They are quite cool.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’ll be honest - I’m on Team Alpaca. They are smaller and fuzzier and better tempered then llamas, and their breath smells like sweet hay baking in the July sun… We had a herd (flock? Congress?) of them down the path from us, and Mrs 🦡🍄🐍 became intimate with Al the Paca (as we named him). I didn’t begrudge her attention, because he would eat carrots and apple slices out of our hands.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Their wool is much softer and finer, too.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

The Mrs. knits me alpaca hats. She loves me.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Those airplanes are going to be very full what with all those llamas for the anxious flyer.

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Bupkus231's avatar

So, when will the first Karen file a lawsuit after either the llama or the alpaca spits in her face?

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kareema's avatar

I didn't think about the lawsuit part, but I did think that llamas are known for spitting at people they don't like. And I'm sure there's some obnoxious/drunk/whatever person out there who thinks it would be a GREAT tiktok thing to do something stupid with a llama. Or an entitled kid who just HAS to ride one.

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Bupkus231's avatar

I wasn't sure if alpacas spit, but it doesn't seem to take much to piss a llama off enough for it to spit - and from what I understand, llama spit is like camel spit, not nice at all

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I'll be at Portland airport Thursday on my way to visit an adult daughter. Photo op!

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