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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His S.Q. is 300, meaning he's 300 times as likely to lose a test of wits to an anvil. He ranks just below "rain-drowned turkey" and slightly above "cross-eyed fecal coliform bacteria."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I do believe Sarah Silverman is Jewish, as is our Editrix.

Thanks for your suggestion, SMOTI. If we add your words and their pictures to Nunn's documents, BAM! No shortage of campaign volunteers!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That sounds kinkajou!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Note to Google: don't forget to count these links! <a href="http:\/\/progressiveerupts.blogspot.com\/2013\/06\/the-stupidest-man-on-internet-jim-hoft.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://progressiveerupts.blogspot.com/2013/06/the...">http://progressiveerupts.bl... <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/534939\/stupidest-man-on-the-internet-cant-accurately-read-a-4th-grade-library-book" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/534939/stupidest-man-on-the-i...">http://wonkette.com/534939/... <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/550737\/figures-stupidest-man-on-internet-disgusted-that-obama-would-abandon-bergdahl-rescue-bergdahl" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/550737/figures-stupidest-man-...">http://wonkette.com/550737/...

Just helping ensure the <a href="https:\/\/www.google.com\/search\?hl=en&amp\;as_q=&amp\;as_epq=stupidest man on the internet&amp\;as_oq=&amp\;as_eq=&amp\;as_nlo=&amp\;as_nhi=&amp\;lr=&amp\;cr=&amp\;as_qdr=all&amp\;as_sitesearch=&amp\;as_occt=any&amp\;safe=images&amp\;tbs=&amp\;as_filetype=&amp\;as_rights=&amp\;gws_rd=ssl#as_qdr=all&amp\;hl=en&amp\;q=" target="_blank">ENTIRE FIRST PAGE of a Google search</a> comes up with Hoft. I'm especially pleased by the top link, which all Wonkers should endorse via the "feedback" button.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

No Jew milk for Hoft. He is <a href="http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/lack-toast-and-tolerant" target="_blank">lack toast</a> intolerant. And lots of other types of intolerant too.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Whew -- at least our devious plan to annex the Sudetenland wasn't revealed!

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

I'm shocked people would try to raise money from specific people by talking about specific issues that are important to them. I could never imagine a Republican taking a crazy position on Global Warming to impress the Koch's or parroting a position on Israel to impress casino magnate Adelson.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

$250,000.00 you aren't pulling on very many teets if that is all you are expecting.Nunn would have been better funded if she would have came out for circumcision sucking for all

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

How stupid is Jim Hoft?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I'm assuming Jewish milk is kosher, right?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Off the scale of most instruments.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I don't have a joke yet, but I just really want an excuse to post this graffiti I saw yesterday, in Atlanta, home of evil Michelle Nunn. Probably one of her actual campaign billboards. Something , something... No, I said juice ! <a href="http://imgur.com/lpPKEdn" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://imgur.com/lpPKEdn">http://imgur.com/lpPKEdn</a>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sure Hoft matched the font as best he could . . . turns out that image manipulation is just one more thing that he sucks at.

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