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Hahahahaha

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All I know 'bout Lubbock is that Buddy Holly was born there and if that's all, then that's good enough.

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The sofa was named after the Earl of Chesterfield in the 1700's; the smokes came along quite a bit later, early 20th century. In the 1940s and 1950s Ronald Reagan, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Perry Como, and Arthur Godfrey were among Chesterfield cigarette's official spokesmen. Don't know if the sofa had any official spokespeople save the late Earl.

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it's got a church on every corner.

but it's also the home of Texas Tech which has the only PhD in wind power engineering in the country and the world's second largest Vietnam Cultural Museum.

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Surgery by portage.Is there anything canoes CAN'T do?

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Mikey should start watching the news. It'll be the only way he finds out that Donnie's 'you're fired!' him.

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I bet you guys never thought the phrase "Let them eat cake bread" would be used for Nice Time didn't you?

http://www.independent.co.u...

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That was just because you were in Massachusetts.

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We have plenty of supply here, yet they are raising the prices.

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Aren't they too busy whining about cartoons to do that?

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More boat heroes: https://consumerist.com/201...

The manager of a Houston-area Pizza Hut says she acted after one of her shift managers told her there were people in a certain neighborhood who were hungry and running low on food.“When I heard there were families in need, I knew we needed to act fast,” she told Click2Houston. “I called my husband and asked him to gather up kayaks and meet me at the restaurant.”They then packed 120 pizzas into kayaks, and workers set out to deliver them.

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So glad to live in this socialist hellhole where swimming is on the curriculum.

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Watched the Harvey coverage on BBC yesterday. It's worth a gander...

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"Trapped Mexican Bakery Staff Bake Hundreds Of Loaves For Harvey Flood Victims"

http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

Fuck your goddamned wall, Donnie Douchebag

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Well, it's not surprising he changed his pants if he was intent on getting into that water. I'd have wanted hip waders, myself. No way I'd step in while wearing SHORTS if I could grab a pair of jeans.

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