Can You Identify the Candidate Goblins In Our GOP Debate Blingee?
We cannot read through all 1,004 comments from last night's debate liveblogging -- this is why comments are robotically moderated, and why wedepend upon youto alert us to spammers 'n lamers who must be banned -- but a cursory glance last night revealed that nobody matched the goblins in our Republican Debate Blingee with their corresponding "real life" candidates. So we are going to deal with this issue using the time-tested methods of American-Corporate Democracy: You all spend a lot of time and energy voting, and then we'll announce the predetermined results!
Here is your Number Key/Bible Code:
Theunnumberedcharacters in the top row are, left to right: The American Flag, the Devil and Jesus arm rasslin', a burning Pentagram, and Saint Ronald Reagan the Demented. (That's Lucifer the Lightbringer, from teevee'sTwilight, in the bottom-left corner.) And now it'sup to youto match the numbered goblins to their familiars . Winner gets praised in a Wonkette post, which is better than a kick in the nuts!
#1 is Perry(check the hair),#2 is Huntsman(sp?who cares?)# 3 is Paul( Where did the 'satche come from?)#4 is Bachmann(mouth is open)#5 is Santorum( well , it just is!)#6 is Cain( he's nervous )#7 is Mittens( he's trying to hide), #8 is Newt(it's clearly just a photo of him), ? is Sarah( look her hair IS falling out.) Please send my ipod. Thank you.
So #4 is Bachmann then by common agreement?