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Alan's avatar

I do my best. If only my wife appreciated me....

Cat Cafe's avatar

Don't forget gerunds! I'm scaramuccing right now!

gratuitous's avatar

Unemployed dimwit takes a spin on the lawsuit lottery. His lawyer is obviously stupid enough to threaten a libel suit because it's a college newspaper, and he doesn't think they have the resources to fight it. As John McLaughlin liked to roar, "WRONG!"

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Rick Santorum just relaxed a tiny little bit.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

If only you could have answered, "Fandango."

Feeling Groovy's avatar

I beg for a Comedic License LIBULLZ Exception.

(((Aron)))'s avatar

That's a great article.

Of course President Trump is now a scaramucci.

ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul's avatar

GRANTED, along with a side of parody First Amendment rap. Gotta be a way to update this to include scaramuccis. Or maybe santorums. (Too old?) https://www.youtube.com/wat...

(((Aron)))'s avatar

Wake me up when he appoints Pierrot.

(((Aron)))'s avatar

We don't have happy hour, so no scaramucci for us :(

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

Wow.. they really screwed the mooch on that one.

ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul's avatar

Not unless we find a way to cleverly combine them, like a mnemonic.

ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul's avatar

It was always best when McLaughlin would shout, 'WRONG, PAT BUCHANAN!!!!" As accurate today as it ever was.