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Jesus saves!

He passes to Gretsky who scores!

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Can Duh Gov' see Canada from her tanning bed?

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The Frantics Libel! Come ON Mr Canoehead!

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=VOW1gVW2S5w" target="_blank">Northwest Passage</a> also, too.

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Hey. I like Varys.

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Indeed. We've produced a hell of a lot worse than Bryan Adams. (I'm lookin at YOU, Nickelback!)

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"O, Mercia".

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In the future everyone will be self-cleaning for 15 minutes.

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Canada says, "you're welcome."

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Well, one outcome of this is we may finally get a definition of what "natural-born" means.

Another outcome <i>should</i> be to finally shut up the birthers (Obama and Cruz both have non-citizen fathers and citizen mothers; and O was born IN the US, while Cruz was born outside; so by transitivity, if Cruz is eligible to be President, so is Obama).

But I don't actually expect such shutting-up to happen, because blackity-black.

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There's a test? Are you certain?

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The ever changing conservative qualifications for president are ever changing.

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Beauty Clark

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Damn,as much as I liked Bill Clinton,not as good a Monica did or anything gheyie like that,I is startin to think that like we are takin a screwin by this hole NAFTA deal.The list what you all got up top there is some shitty folks what has immegrated from Caneeda.Within that bein told we's might want to do a lil hankerin like ole W was to do an drop a bomb on thet Castro fellow what shipped this piece of dungs daddy out of Cuba.Course Bill will get all ornerie iffin we go destroyin any good cegars but you gots to drawl a line

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In a prefect world, Ted Cruz would be somewhere in middle management in a nameless corporation, pushing memos and counting the minutes until five.

Also: The Shypixel would be the supreme arbiter of all things.

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